# Yourself, as the strange cow-worker
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 25, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614 "2009-08-25T07:54:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614/21 "2009-08-26T00:14:41Z")
A guy assigned to me once went to the boss after a week and said: “If I have to work with that crazy little longhaird SOB again I quit!”
He wasn’t bluffing. The next time he had to work with me, he went to lunch and we never saw him again.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614/22 "2009-08-26T02:09:02Z")
He gets up in the morning, goes to the barn, grabs his three-legged stool, makes faces at the cow and moos at it.
Yes, he is that strange \*\* cow-irker.\*\* 😃
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### Author:  [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614/23 "2009-08-27T15:10:22Z")
She is entirely too excited about her tea, and gets a little over-enthusiastic when talking about murdering her more annoying clients. I wonder sometimes if she is joking or not. And what is with the weird foods she brings for lunch? And the ice-eating thing is weird.
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### Author:  [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614/24 "2009-08-28T02:40:27Z")
I have five little rocks on my desk. I like them. They make me happy. I’m the secretary who rocks. Ha!
I can take a picture of my rocks tomorrow, if you’d like.
Otherwise, I’m not weird at all.
🙂
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### Author:  [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yourself-as-the-strange-cow-worker/507614/25 "2009-08-28T03:04:08Z")
I hate cows…the black & white spots, the milk, the incessant “mooooo”-ing at all hours. Fuck 'em; I’ll never work with another one.
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