# YouTube Cleaning Porn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 26, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758 "2022-03-26T22:17:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/1 "2022-03-26T22:17:00Z")

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I’m not someone who loves to clean. Sometimes I like _to have cleaned_, but even then, not so much. But to watch someone clean an already clean house with beautiful tools and then to clean her cleaning tools after she’s done cleaning… all with no spoken dialogue, just some nice music in the background. Ahhh…I give you cleaning porn.

_[Note and be advised, this person has NOTHING to do with that stupid show about the stupid kid and her stupid mom, Honeybooboo.]_

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wA_BsertPpI/maxresdefault.jpg "깨끗한 집을 위한 아침 청소 루틴 / 남편 도시락, 엔초비 파스타, 친환경 청소팁 / Clean with Me") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA_BsertPpI)

This attractive (at least from the neck down, as you never see her face) Korean woman goes about cleaning, and often cooking, too, in a graceful, soothing, committed, no-nonsense way. A germ or bug cannot live in her presence. She boils her dishcloths. 😯 She uses a natural loofah to scrub with. She cooks insanely healthy food in massive quantities for what appears to be a rather small family. She has a cute little dog named Lucy of some breed that someone will recognize. Lucy has her own small yurt with a hexagonal pillow inside. Honeyjubu (_truly_ unfortunate name) does promote some items, a vacuum, IKEA stuff, but I don’t care. I love to watch her.

Are you into cleaning porn and do you know of some channels I should check out?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/2 "2022-03-26T23:51:18Z")

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I just melt away watching any of [Alvin Zhou’s cooking videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5xnQuz1ql8)

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/3 "2022-03-27T00:01:28Z")

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**comes into thread thinking it’s either going to be about a YouTube video on how to clean your porn collection or else an info post about YouTube ferreting out and deleting porn from among its users’ videos**

Oh. Ermm, never mind…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/4 "2022-03-27T00:45:42Z")

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Sorry to disappoint. 😉

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/5 "2022-03-27T01:01:36Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> **comes into thread thinking it’s either going to be about a YouTube video on how to clean your porn collection or else an info post about YouTube ferreting out and deleting porn from among its users’ videos**
> 
> Oh. Ermm, never mind…

Same. 😉

Actually, i assumed the latter. But the former amuses me.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/6 "2022-03-27T01:01:46Z")

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I don’t know why but that video looked like a particularly frightening kind of Hell to me.

I expected a Rod Serling voice-over or something.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/7 "2022-03-27T01:06:06Z")

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Even the dog looks like he just came out of the dryer.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/8 "2022-03-27T01:16:55Z")

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I have a lady that keeps popping up on my feed. Her videos are exactly like the OP discribes except she’s British. And while her outfits aren’t “slutty” she does dress to attract a male audience.

I agree the videos are cathartic.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/9 "2022-03-27T01:26:54Z")

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For some tonguecentric _anti_-cleaning porn…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Gl4f7wK67Uw/hqdefault.jpg "Pink Flamingos - Divine at Marbles house") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl4f7wK67Uw)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/10 "2022-03-27T01:56:48Z")

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Seems like you wanted something dirty… but Ayax was stronger than that, back in the 60s 🙂

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hH2solqGM2k/hqdefault.jpg "VINTAGE 1965 AJAX DETERGENT COMMERCIAL (STEEL CITY, USA)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2solqGM2k)

And just for curiosity, I confirmed that the Ajax knight was doing his cleaning porn act before the Trojan man came to a TV commercial. 😉 SFW advertisement!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VXo-1d-5tEc/hqdefault.jpg "The First Condoms advertising on TV - "Trojan" 1975") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXo-1d-5tEc)

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/11 "2022-03-27T02:03:40Z")

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I am old eniough to remember that Ajax commercial.

_A jaaaax, laundry detergent, it’s stronger than dirt!_

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/12 "2022-03-27T02:32:44Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3c4XEI2DuO0/maxresdefault.jpg "Takiego brudnego dywanu nie widzieliście, brązowa woda prawie jak błoto wypływała nieustannie !") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c4XEI2DuO0)

I happen to find these rug cleaning videos oddly transfixing.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/13 "2022-03-27T02:36:22Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> … an info post about YouTube ferreting out and deleting porn from among its users’ videos…

That is what I thought.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/14 "2022-03-27T02:43:58Z")

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Getting close to the OP, I just found out that clean room tech is not only for microchips, some salami makers use them too. (with background music that could be at home in a porno movie)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Bdex6PQrJV8/maxresdefault.jpg "Travaglini | Clean Room Technology") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdex6PQrJV8)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/15 "2022-03-27T02:48:02Z")

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This rug might be even dirtier.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/oRrqLek5OiA/hqdefault.jpg "Years of SLUDGE Pouring out of this Round Wool Rug! INSANE TRANSFORMATION") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRrqLek5OiA)

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/16 "2022-03-27T05:21:45Z")

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There’s a whole subgenre in the YouTube tech space of cleaning filthy PCs. Opening it up, finding the inside a fuzzy mess of old hair, dust, smoke residue and God-knows-what, fans and vents completely choked, and then dismantling and cleaning the whole mess back to shiny and new.

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**Author:** ![Bootb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bootb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootb)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/17 "2022-03-27T05:54:34Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> **comes into thread thinking it’s either going to be about a YouTube video on how to clean your porn collection or else an info post about YouTube ferreting out and deleting porn from among its users’ videos**
> 
> Oh. Ermm, never mind…

I imagine that very few people would call this “porn,” except possibly in jest, but this is the kind of thing that I thought of. (Even so, this is probably NSFW.)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2Ef5UryLY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2Ef5UryLY)

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/18 "2022-03-27T06:29:30Z")

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actually, you can find nude cleaning videos and it just shows a girl cleaning a house in the nude, and other than some close-ups there’s not much to them although it’s cute when a Latina gets mad at a stained-up stove and gets swearing …but what gets me is they’re nude and using bleach and other caustic things …

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/19 "2022-03-27T15:07:26Z")

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Would watching cleaning videos cause me to want to swab the walls and fetch ladders to dust the heights? I could use the motivation!

I’m mesmerized by **Liziqi** videos. Slightly asmr-ish in sounds, but beautifully produced videos of a farmstead worked by a wisp of a Chinese woman who must have helpers off screen but we usually only see Grannie sharing in the meals grown, prepped and eaten by Liziqi

> **[李子柒 Liziqi](https://www.youtube.com/c/cnliziqi)**
>
> 这里是李子柒YouTube官方频道哦～欢迎订阅：https://goo.gl/nkjpSx 
> Please subscribe to 【李子柒 Liziqi 】Liziqi Channel on YouTube if you like my videos
> 本人未在中国大陆以外开设任何销售渠道
> So far Liziqi has not set up any distribution channels outside China mainland.
> 目前没有任何官方粉丝后援会哦~
> So far...

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youtube-cleaning-porn/961758/20 "2022-03-27T15:48:46Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Would watching cleaning videos cause me to want to swab the walls and fetch ladders to dust the heights? I could use the motivation!

Nah… at least they don’t have that effect on me.

Your link is eggs-zackly what I’m talking about. Another one is Choki. Only a little bit of cleaning. A fair amount of tidying. And cooking.

> **[Choki](https://www.youtube.com/c/Choki)**
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> ようこそ
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> ゆっくりしていってね
> 
> よい１日を🍑🍑🍑

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