# Youuu! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 26, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597 "2010-08-26T23:14:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Genericuser234](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5daacb/32.png) [@Genericuser234](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genericuser234)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/1 "2010-08-26T23:14:43Z")
That’s right! I’m pitting YOU. I’ve tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975) You’re all a bunch of pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers! … It felt good to get that off my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/2 "2010-08-26T23:20:10Z")
I’m sorry, but I don’t watch this show “Oz” you refer to in your question. I’m reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either. It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply. Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you’re going on about, I’m sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question. Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer. But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk. ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn’t get an answer you went off like a jackass? Self-centered assbag. ---
**Author:** ![Genericuser234](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5daacb/32.png) [@Genericuser234](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genericuser234)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/3 "2010-08-26T23:25:28Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I’m sorry, but I don’t watch this show “Oz” you refer to in your question. I’m reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either. > > It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply. > > Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you’re going on about, I’m sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question. > > Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer. > > But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk. > > ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn’t get an answer you went off like a jackass? > > Self-centered assbag. Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/4 "2010-08-26T23:28:06Z")
> [@marochko](#): > > No need to get your panties in a knot. Pot … kettle … ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/5 "2010-08-26T23:33:08Z")
> [@marochko](#): > > Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Are the other fans impatient, whiny bitches like you? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/6 "2010-08-26T23:33:50Z")
Let’s see…you bump the post 15 minutes after posting (in the wrong forum), then slag everybody 1 hour after that. Impatient little pig-fucker, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/7 "2010-08-26T23:36:05Z")
First, if you want people to help you, then don’t be a dick - something you should have learned in preschool. Second, maybe the reason no one responded is because no one knows, to wit: [source](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/sonata_de_oz.php) > [@](#): > > Season 6 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2003.01.19 > > We fade up on the long-deceased Eugene Dobbins, banging out a lovely little ditty on his cello in Hill’s God Pod. Unfortunately, even my father – a man who steadfastly refuses to listen to any music composed after the year 1811 – was unable to identify the piece he’s performing. So I’m just going to assume that it’s the episode’s titular sonata. Why? Because “titular” is fun to say. And also because it makes me wonder if maybe that shouldn’t be “pudding pop-ular” instead. btw, it took me all of 5 minutes of searching to find that out. Maybe instead of bitching you should work on your google kung fu. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/8 "2010-08-26T23:44:22Z")
> [@marochko](#): > > Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot. I don’t watch HBO, I don’t give a shit about your fabulous “Oz”, did not even see your original question, and more to the point, I did not craft this whiny little pissy rant in the pit. I’m fine. You’re still a dick though. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/9 "2010-08-26T23:44:27Z")
You only had it up a few minutes before bumping it. I’ve had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply. And a few times they sank with (gasp) no replies. Practice patience and realize not anyone may know the answer or that who would know might not be on in that one hour before your hissy fit. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/10 "2010-08-26T23:53:50Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > I’ve had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply. I asked a question in January 2005. It took three and a half hours to get one reply with a ballpark (wrong) guess, and no other replies. I asked again at the end of 2009 and finally got an answer. So… just under five years. You have to be patient. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/11 "2010-08-26T23:57:46Z")
> [@marochko](#): > > That’s right! I’m pitting YOU. I’ve tried being patient but clearly all of you are too important to help me with my question. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575975) I watched a few episodes of Oz way back when. I have an answer to your question: I don’t know. Did that help? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/12 "2010-08-26T23:58:06Z")
I liked Oz. The OP, however, is an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/13 "2010-08-27T00:03:25Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > You only had it up a few minutes before bumping it. I’ve had topics up for two or three hours before they got one reply. And a few times they sank with (gasp) no replies. Practice patience and realize not anyone may know the answer or that who would know might not be on in that one hour before your hissy fit. Oh hell, I’ve had a query sink like a stone, then suddenly be found by somebody searching for something else and return from the dead. As for the OP: Pretentious! Moi? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/14 "2010-08-27T00:06:22Z")
Shostakovich. Oh, it’s definitely Shostakovich. (as a pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping loser, I might as well just pull an answer out of my ass) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/15 "2010-08-27T00:15:59Z")
Since the question relates to _Oz_, things in and out of asses seems perfectly on point. ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/16 "2010-08-27T00:24:38Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Shostakovich. Oh, it’s definitely Shostakovich. > > (as a pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping loser, I might as well just pull an answer out of my ass) Personally, I would have made something up and then laughed my ass off when he came back to complain about not being able to find a single reference to the fictitious composer. I guess I’m just not as evil as I imagine myself to be. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/17 "2010-08-27T00:38:16Z")
> [@dzero](#): > > … not being able to find a single reference to the fictitious composer. Fictitious? (checks spelling) [Fictitious?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLOmdu83Ns&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/18 "2010-08-27T00:40:26Z")
I’m not a virgin. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/19 "2010-08-27T00:44:17Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Fictitious? > > (checks spelling) > > [Fictitious?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLOmdu83Ns&feature=related) Sorry dude, I wasn’t saying Shostakovich is fictitious. He’s one of the few modern composers I’ve heard that I sort of like. No, I was saying that had I thought of making something up, I would have given him a completely fictional name just to screw with him. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597/20 "2010-08-27T00:44:27Z")
I thought the OP’s linked thread was hilarious. It was a put-on, right? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youuu/551597.md?page=2)