# You've got to see this Triumph clip from Conan
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 22, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636 "2004-10-22T18:28:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author:  [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/1 "2004-10-22T18:28:38Z")
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went into Spin Alley at the last debate and started [messing with the Spin Doctors.](http://wahoobudd.blogs.com.nyud.net:8090/spinalley1.mov) He’s equally brutal to both sides and the clip is filled with great lines. I just about pissed myself laughing at this thing. Watch for the Bill O’Reiily crack.
My favorite was his line to Karl Rove.
“So you’re Bush’s brain? I thought you’d be much smaller.”
If you’re a Republican, don’t worry. Triumph tortures Joe Lockheart and Paul Begala pretty relentlessly as well.
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### Author:  [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/2 "2004-10-22T19:25:20Z")
Dying to see it, but the link’s slow.
In a world without Triumph, only darkness would rule.
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### Author:  [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/3 "2004-10-22T19:29:52Z")
I liked:
Spin Alley == Poop Vallhala
Also the blond girl from Fox’s (Van Sustrin?) reaction when Triumph starts talking about O’Reilly’s vibrator was hilarious.
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### Author:  [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/4 "2004-10-22T19:30:58Z")
Also Begala was deffinately trying to play along. I wonder if this was filmed before or after his Jon Stewart interview.
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/5 "2004-10-22T19:47:30Z")
What are you guys playing it on? It won’t run on Windows Media Player.
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/6 "2004-10-22T19:53:38Z")
I saw that when it aired on Conan a few nights ago. My girlfriend was mad because my laughing like a retard woke her up.
By the way the link no-workie.
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### Author:  [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/7 "2004-10-22T20:05:39Z")
The first time I clicked it played no problem. Now it seems to be having trouble loading. Maybe it’s just getting a lot of hits.
(I think it played on RealPlayer but it migh have been Quicktime)
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### Author:  [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/8 "2004-10-22T20:06:07Z")
> [@msmith537](#):
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> By the way the link no-workie.
It worked for me, it just took a few minutes.
My favorite joke was the very last one, about how no self-respecting man would show up with a puppet, except maybe Dick Cheney. It definitely got the biggest laughs, especially out of the people with Begala.
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### Author:  [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/9 "2004-10-22T20:19:55Z")
Ok, it played for me again. It just takes a while to load. It’s definitely worth the wait, though.
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### Author:  [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/10 "2004-10-22T20:24:33Z")
Sounds like several of the more outrageous comments were dubbed in afterwards.
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### Author:  [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/11 "2004-10-22T20:31:25Z")
A lot were said directly to the politicos, though.
To Joe Lockheart: “Can you spin a woman into thinking you don’t look gross in the shower?”
To Paul Begala: “Do you tell your children you do something respectable for a living…like running an adult bookstore?”
To an unidentified Bush spinner" “A lot of people think Bush should appeal to women because he’s a douche.”
An exchange with another Bush spinner;
SPINNER: You’re insulting me and you have a hand up your butt.
TRIUMPH: And you don’t?
He made Ralph Reed and Greta Van Susteren run away. He was pretty confrontational.
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### Author:  [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/12 "2004-10-22T20:46:14Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> SPINNER: You’re insulting me and you have a hand up your butt.
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> TRIUMPH: **And you don’t?**
That jab was a dub for sure.
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### Author:  [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/13 "2004-10-22T21:07:10Z")
Haw haw haw! Thanks!
Daniel
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/14 "2004-10-22T21:18:59Z")
> [@Lisa-go-Blind](#):
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> It worked for me, it just took a few minutes.
> .
I just get a “site not found” error.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/15 "2004-10-22T21:27:07Z")
It was worth it just to hear what he said to Ralph Reid:
“If you’re going to be against gay rights, you better take that pole out of your ass.”
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/16 "2004-10-23T02:44:20Z")
Is there a non-Quicktime clip anywhere?
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### Author:  [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/17 "2004-10-23T03:48:14Z")
[This](http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2653646) is the iFilm link that I used. It supports three formats. And a CMA: I don’t know much about iFilm - looks like they might have stuff that is NSFW.
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### Author:  [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/youve-got-to-see-this-triumph-clip-from-conan/270636/18 "2004-10-23T04:30:26Z")
I right-clicked the link at the top of the thread and saved. Then had to download and install QuickTime. It was pretty funny.