Yes, it sounds odd, but that is the first thing I thought of when I saw the proposition.
Lanai is a volcanic island. There must be caves.
Caverns deep and mysterious from whence I can plot my plots and think my thoughts… of world domination.
I would start an Esperanto-speaking mini state. This time, it would work. It would have beaches and tropical goodness and a thriving tourist industry. True, the fine print would say, “Lana’i County, Hawaii, USA, d/b/a the Republic of Esperantia”, but that’s only until we [del]get the solar weapons working[/del] negotiate a peaceful secession.
According to Wikipedia (so it has to be true), Four Seasons Resorts owns two resort hotels there, and Four Seasons is 47.5% owned by Bill Gates. So maybe he just wants to be Bill Gates’s landlord.