You've just purchased the Hawaiian Island of Lanai

Underground lair.

Yes, it sounds odd, but that is the first thing I thought of when I saw the proposition.
Lanai is a volcanic island. There must be caves.
Caverns deep and mysterious from whence I can plot my plots and think my thoughts… of world domination.

An X-men type academy for brilliant children and their families.

Build a pati’o on Lana’i. :stuck_out_tongue:

OK. I can see that.
You may rent one of my caverns at a discount rate.
Have your people call my people to work out the details.

Will that be “Doctor TruCelt’s School for Exemplars”?

I would start an Esperanto-speaking mini state. This time, it would work. It would have beaches and tropical goodness and a thriving tourist industry. True, the fine print would say, “Lana’i County, Hawaii, USA, d/b/a the Republic of Esperantia”, but that’s only until we [del]get the solar weapons working[/del] negotiate a peaceful secession.

Is there a volcano where I can build my base?

Love at First Bite Only in America.[/Love at First Bite]

Oh, I’m in.

Do you know how to build a solar weapon?

Yeppers.

According to Wikipedia (so it has to be true), Four Seasons Resorts owns two resort hotels there, and Four Seasons is 47.5% owned by Bill Gates. So maybe he just wants to be Bill Gates’s landlord.

Refurb and flip for profit.

I think you meant: “Ho, mi in.”

^This!

Or else plant Hawaii’s other profitable crop. And I don’t mean pineapples.