# YUCK! yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 5, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck/127149 "2002-09-05T16:43:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck/127149/41 "2002-09-15T23:55:28Z")
You all disgust me–this is the ONLY way to eat a hamburger: 1. Find a cow. Jump on it. 2. Gnaw on the critter until you get about a handfull of meat. 3. Release the cow. 4. Find a large fire. Throw the meat into it. 5. Watch the meat charr until it’s smoking, then remove it with you bare hands. 6. Grab some leaves, wrap 'em around the blackened meat and enjoy! All of this talk of ‘mayonnaise’ (why the hell would you put French shit on anything?) and ‘Ranch dressing’ is for wimps. Case closed… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck/127149/42 "2002-09-16T00:00:21Z")
Cheese, onions, and enough salt to cause several coronaries. mmmmmmmmm…and now I want one dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck/127149/43 "2002-09-16T03:46:35Z")
WTF? **Sofa King** admits to serving unsuspecting friends food laced with his own spunk and nobody comments on this for over a week? Dopers have truly become un-fazeable. Amazing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck/127149.md?page=2)