# Yup, I'm gonna hire a hooker **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614 "2000-08-16T20:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/1 "2000-08-16T20:49:41Z")
I put up a thread a while ago asking for general advice on whether I should hire a hooker. Despite advice to the contrary I have decided to do it. I’m meeting her tomorrow. I’m only posting this because some people wanted to know what I was going to do. I’m not sure if I’ll give any more details. This is really weird. I never thought I would do something like this. Maybe I’ll get cold feet. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/2 "2000-08-16T20:54:10Z")
Let us know if it lives up to your expectations or not. Inquiring minds and all that shit. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/3 "2000-08-16T20:54:51Z")
She’s not interested in your cold feet. Try the warm spot 2.5 to 3 feet higher. 😉 :: ducking :: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/4 "2000-08-16T21:05:20Z")
Just make sure you are concrete in your decision. ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/5 "2000-08-16T21:06:44Z")
yeah, let us know. even if you don’t want to share specific details, i think those who read the other thread might want to know what happens. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/6 "2000-08-16T21:07:56Z")
There ought to be a vending machine for transactions of this kind. I foresee a fortune for the inventor and all I want is 10% for the idea. ---
**Author:** ![SaintAlphonso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@SaintAlphonso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaintAlphonso)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/7 "2000-08-16T21:17:02Z")
I’ve always been curious but never tried. Now I’m in a relationship and don’t want her to kick my ass, si I probably won’t anytime soon either. Good luck and have fun! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/8 "2000-08-16T21:24:27Z")
Have fun , be safe and **don’t** get arrested. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/9 "2000-08-16T21:25:20Z")
be safe. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/10 "2000-08-16T22:30:05Z")
How did you find her & what is she charging ya? canyou put it on an Internet camera so we can seee how it comes out? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/11 "2000-08-16T22:34:40Z")
Better ease into this slowly…why not start by hiring a hooker to, say, cut your lawn? ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/12 "2000-08-16T22:51:44Z")
I cannot imagine making an appointment some time in advance like it was the dentist… what if when the time comes you (or your little brother) are not in the mood? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/13 "2000-08-16T23:01:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*I cannot imagine making an appointment some time in advance like it was the dentist… what if when the time comes you (or your little brother) are not in the mood? \*\* Well, I’ll be paying her to get me off. It’s her job to _get_ me in the mood. She gives a nude massage first. I imagine that’s what it’s for. If “little bro” hasn’t stood up and taken notice by then, I’m just going to have to cut back on the Paxil. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by handy_ > **How did you find her & what is she charging ya? canyou put it on an Internet camera so we can seee how it comes out? 🙂** To answer your questions in order handy: 1- From a newspaper ad. Yes, that is true. It was under “Escorts.” 2- $130 for “full service” There were cheaper women, but the one I picked’s physical description matched what I wanted. 3- No. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/14 "2000-08-16T23:42:09Z")
Hmmm…this is kinda interesting to me. When I was in college, a friend of mine had hired two hookers to come to his birthday party. They stripped for everyone and did some mild lesbian stuff, and a couple of lap dances, but none of the guys took them to the bedrooms. I don’t think any of my guy friends have ever been with a hooker. I’d like to know what happens! ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/15 "2000-08-16T23:50:16Z")
yayayaya… let us know!!! :: slobber slobber :: I tried one once… it was a huge disappointment. But what do you expect for 5 bucks. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/16 "2000-08-17T00:34:06Z")
> [@](#): > > There ought to be a vending machine for transactions of this kind. Coin-op pussy? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/17 "2000-08-17T00:35:44Z")
> [@](#): > > There ought to be a vending machine for transactions of this kind. Put your plastic in the slot, put your dick in the slot? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/18 "2000-08-17T00:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > There ought to be a vending machine for transactions of this kind. Product dispenses below. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/19 "2000-08-17T00:39:58Z")
> [@](#): > > There ought to be a vending machine for transactions of this kind. Make choice. Pull knob. (I crack myself up!) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614/20 "2000-08-17T00:41:45Z")
[hijack] Pardon me. _smacks **ChiefScott** repeatedly about the head_ BEHAVE!!! So sorry. Please continue, everyone else. [/hijack] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-im-gonna-hire-a-hooker/29614.md?page=2)