# Yup. Looks like Jesus to me, ain't that right, Bob? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284 "2006-02-27T06:56:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/1 "2006-02-27T06:56:50Z")
Today’s story about a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (a) sammitch, (b) underpass, © speckled bandicoot, which bears the likeness of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (a) Jesus, (b) Virgin Mary, © C. Estes Kefauver, is brought to you courtesy of [a Connecticut hardware store](http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1663342). Praise the Lord and pass the WD-40. Can I have an Amen? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/2 "2006-02-27T07:22:23Z")
“Conn. Man Sells Holy Hardware on eBay”. Truthfullest. Headline. EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/3 "2006-02-27T10:38:09Z")
Well, [here it is, on Ebay.](http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) Sale ends on march 1 and the current price is now US $362.00. Here’s another: [Lawnmower Jesus on sheetmetal!](http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-of-Jesus-on-piece-of-sheet-metal-mowing-lawn_W0QQitemZ6257582941QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)😃 ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/4 "2006-02-27T10:43:14Z")
Looks like someone looked into it, and took a picture of the reflection. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/5 "2006-02-27T13:47:23Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > Well, [here it is, on Ebay.](http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) Gaaa! Has Jesus been hanging around in the water near Springfield Nuclear Power Plant? 'Cause he sure as hell looks like a three-eyed savior to me… ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/6 "2006-02-27T13:54:00Z")
Yes. Looks exactly like Jesus’s photograph. ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/7 "2006-02-27T16:38:16Z")
Looks like Satan to me. It clearly has horns and a goatee and everyone knows Jesus would never wear a goatee. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/8 "2006-02-27T17:25:27Z")
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hardware of Manchester towards thy foe… ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/9 "2006-02-27T17:57:36Z")
That’ll go perfect with my Danish that looks like the Prophet Muhommand, my tortilla that looks like the Virgin Mary and my Ham sandwhich that looks like Abramham. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yup-looks-like-jesus-to-me-aint-that-right-bob/346284/10 "2006-02-27T18:42:04Z")
Looks like Lou Ferrigno to me .