# Zap! You're an invisible pink unicorn! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 29, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517 "2017-01-29T19:54:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/21 "2017-01-30T10:57:19Z")
Since I hate pink, I’d go find Quartz and explain to him just why this is an unacceptable situation. I am not reponsible for the final status of any property he owns. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/22 "2017-01-30T11:15:27Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Are there any invisible pink lady unicorns around? > [@Quartz](#): > > None that you can see. Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/23 "2017-01-30T11:40:56Z")
Do you have a brain of a horse or a person? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/24 "2017-01-30T13:46:10Z")
Two words: unicorn assassin. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/25 "2017-01-30T14:42:27Z")
Obviously the thing to do is to is ONE: become visible, and TWO: seek out rainbows wherever they can be found and strike awesome equestrian poses using the rainbows and light dappled vistas for the backdrop. Then charge all the photographers a straight 40% commission. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/26 "2017-01-30T16:45:07Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > This. > Also, go to Washington, to harpoon certain people. The FSM is saving the dragon for later. ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/27 "2017-01-30T17:15:33Z")
[I draw energy out of the universe, become at one with all creation, ride the frequency of the cosmos, travel in the fourth dimension, grant wishes and fart rainbows from my horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZgg8UMa7o0) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/28 "2017-01-30T17:16:41Z")
Start a protest against Flying Spaghetti Monsters? What did I do the last time this happened? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/29 "2017-01-30T17:28:01Z")
Why, I’d hate the FSM just that little bit more…the mercurial bastard…going and changing my form on a whim…I LIKED having hands and being an omivore. So, I’d start the anti-FSM religion. Screw that guy. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/30 "2017-01-30T18:35:55Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Since I hate pink, I’d go find Quartz and explain to him just why this is an unacceptable situation. > > I am not reponsible for the final status of any property he owns. Since you are invisible, being pink does not seem to be that big a deal. ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/31 "2017-01-30T19:14:49Z")
If you are invisible, how do you know you are pink? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/32 "2017-01-30T19:43:28Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > [I draw energy out of the universe, become at one with all creation, ride the frequency of the cosmos, travel in the fourth dimension, grant wishes and fart rainbows from my horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZgg8UMa7o0) There is [only one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2DcHzokew) Youtube unicorn who matters! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/33 "2017-01-30T19:55:42Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > If you are invisible, how do you know you are pink? Maybe because you are Pink, and you have become invisible because your career is in decline? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/34 "2017-01-31T00:56:26Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Are there any invisible pink lady unicorns around? Maybe you got turned into a lady invisible pink unicorn. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/35 "2017-01-31T01:29:23Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I would find a garden and eat the roses. Don’t count your boobies before they’re hatched. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/36 "2017-01-31T13:59:41Z")
According to certain Leading Citizens, apparently my first reaction is that I’m supposed to immediately go into the nearest visible pink unicorn locker room of the opposite sex. Not really sure why but this is something foremost on the minds of the Leading Citizens if it were to happen to them. Apparently becoming a Leading Citizen makes these thoughts unavoidable. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/37 "2017-02-01T15:18:22Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > You don’t need hands if you have those pseudo-hooves that My Little Pony characters have, hooves that can pick up teacups, knit, write letters, etc. Extremely dextrous hooves! Hoovadextrous. 😃 Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/38 "2017-02-01T16:35:37Z")
I’m now a unicorn invisible and pink I have a shiny horn I’m beautiful, I think. First I’d find a mirror so everyone could see. They would draw in nearer to gain a glimpse of me. I’d prance around with pride and chest puffed out, of course. Ladies want to ride me, I’m hung quite like a horse. All day I’d spend at stud; and spinning quite the yarn. For meals I’d chew my cud, and sleep in comfy barn. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/39 "2017-02-01T17:15:52Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > If you are invisible, how do you know you are pink? Here. > [@Quartz](#): > > You know you’re pink because you catch yourself in a reflection. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517/40 "2017-02-01T19:57:34Z")
I’d haunt Trump. Or if that was too hard, Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell. And the more superstitious members of Congress (Steve King, perhaps? Gohmert?). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zap-youre-an-invisible-pink-unicorn/778517.md?page=3)