# Zelenskyy's Zeroes - The Sitcom **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** ukraine-invasion\ **Created:** [November 21, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zelenskyys-zeroes-the-sitcom/975330 "2022-11-21T17:07:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 108
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zelenskyys-zeroes-the-sitcom/975330/108 "2023-02-23T17:12:13Z")
> [@What do you think are acceptable exit conditions for \[the Ukraine\] war?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-you-think-are-acceptable-exit-conditions-for-the-ukraine-war/980189/135): > > Maybe Russia could air-drop crates of vodka just behind the Ukrainian front line and tell the conscripts they have to get to them before the Ukrainians do. Word of “Operation Down The Hatch” leaks out to the Russian conscript troops. In a rare moment of clarity, a few realize that if they can convince the pilots air-dropping the vodka that the Ukrainians have pushed back the front lines by a few miles, the vodka will be air-dropped right to them, and so plan to do just that. However, when aerial images of the Donbas region show up with a giant red band drawn across them labeled, “Nu Frunt Liens”, the rest of the conscripts panic, believing that their lines have collapsed, and they’ve been left behind to die by their callous officers. A massive rout develops, and the front lines actually do shift even further back. As The Squad arrives to investigate this strange development, cases of vodka start to land all around them. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zelenskyys-zeroes-the-sitcom/975330)._