# Zelenskyy's Zeroes - The Sitcom

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** ukraine-invasion\
**Created:** [November 21, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zelenskyys-zeroes-the-sitcom/975330 "2022-11-21T17:07:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zelenskyys-zeroes-the-sitcom/975330/65 "2022-12-05T19:15:37Z")

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> [@Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/940):
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> > However, presidential adviser Mykhaylo Podolyak appeared to [refer to the reported incidents in a tweet](https://twitter.com/Podolyak_M/status/1599696436257357824), writing: “If something is launched into [an]other countries’ airspace, sooner or later unknown flying objects will return to departure point.”

In a strange Season Two episode, which will eventually be referred to in hushed tones as “The Weird One” by fans decades later, The Team is tasked to attack an airfield deep inside Russia, but in a sci-fi twist, an actual UFO swoops in and blasts the runway with a Heat Ray as the team looks on in wonder and confusion. As the UFO buzzes the team on its way out, the team leader starts cursing them out, “Goddamnit, now they’re never going to believe me, you little green sons of bitches!”

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