# Zenster banned? What's all this then? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338 "2003-10-24T15:54:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/221 "2003-10-26T03:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Diane, you are a the bitchiest, nastiest excuse for a person I have ever encountered on this messageboard. Is there a trophy for that? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/222 "2003-10-26T03:50:04Z")
It’s a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/223 "2003-10-26T03:52:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Is there a trophy for that? \*\* Yes. ```auto XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX iXMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXi ,+iiiitMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYiiiii;: +BMMRBXVBMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBVXBMMMV, ;MV, RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMR ;BB. XM: YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY iMi MM ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMi ;MY BM, :YRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBi iMi iMV :RR+tMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMt,tMV .RR: XMi :MB :RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMR: ,MB YMi .VMi tMY tMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMt .XM; :XMi YMB+ VMt.BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB..XMi :iRRi ,VMRBXMR ;RMMMMMMMMMMMMR; ;MRXBMRi. :+iii, ;RMMMMMMMMMMR; ;iii;. ,XMMMMMMMMX, ;tYMMYt; :MM: :MM: :MM: :MM: .;iVRMMRVi;. :tXMMMMMMMMMMMMBt, ;MB,,,,,,,,,,,,tMi ;MX iMi ;MX iMi ;MX iMi ;MB,,,,,,,,,,,,tMi iMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY .YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX: ;XBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB; ``` (note, not my trophy, found on the internet, uncredited) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/224 "2003-10-26T03:56:32Z")
What? You didn’t have my name engraged? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/225 "2003-10-26T03:58:14Z")
Oh, it’s enraged, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/226 "2003-10-26T03:58:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Is there a trophy for that? \*\* Damn. Three words: SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. I feel a little sorry for you at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/227 "2003-10-26T03:59:05Z")
Fine. _Every_body’s a critic! ```auto XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX iXMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMXi ,+iiiitMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYiiiii;: +BMMRBXVBMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBVXBMMMV, ;MV, RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMR ;BB. XM: YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY iMi MM ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMi ;MY BM, :YRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBi iMi iMV :RR+tMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMt,tMV .RR: XMi :MB :RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMR: ,MB YMi .VMi tMY tMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMt .XM; :XMi YMB+ VMt.BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB..XMi :iRRi ,VMRBXMR ;RMMMMMMMMMMMMR; ;MRXBMRi. :+iii, ;RMMMMMMMMMMR; ;iii;. ,XMMMMMMMMX, ;tYMMYt; :MM: :MM: :MM: :MM: .;iVRMMRVi;. :tXMMMMMMMMMMMMBt, ;MB,,,,,,,,,,,,tMi ;MX iMi ;MX DIANE iMi ;MX iMi ;MB,,,,,,,,,,,,tMi iMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY .YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX: ;XBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB; ``` Happy now? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/228 "2003-10-26T04:05:27Z")
It’s a fucking TOASTER, people! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/229 "2003-10-26T04:11:33Z")
No…_that_ was a trophy. _THIS_ is a toaster: ```auto . ___________. | | ___________. | | /~\ | / ____ /| | _ _ |_| | / /:/ /:/ / | ! ________|__! / /:/ /:/ / | | / /:/ /:/ / | ____________! / /:/ /:/ / | / /:/ /:/ / | / ~~~~ / | | ~~~~~~~~~~ | | | :: | / | == | / | :: | / | :: | / | :: @ | / ! __________!/ ``` However, please note that fucking it would be…um…painful. (again, not mine, but still uncredited) ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/230 "2003-10-26T04:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*No…_that_ was a trophy. > > _THIS_ is a toaster: > > ```auto > > . ___________. > | | > ___________. | | /~\ | > / ____ /| | _ _ |_| | > / /:/ /:/ / | ! ________|__! > / /:/ /:/ / | | > / /:/ /:/ / | ____________! > / /:/ /:/ / | > / /:/ /:/ / | > / ~~~~ / | > | ~~~~~~~~~~ | | > | :: | / > | == | / > | :: | / > | :: | / > | :: @ | / > ! __________!/ > > ``` > > However, please note that fucking it would be…um…painful. > > (again, not mine, but still uncredited) \*\* But it would give an incredible **buzz** eh?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/231 "2003-10-26T04:15:24Z")
Strawberry Pop-Tarts? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/232 "2003-10-26T04:16:57Z")
Can you throw in a picture of a full bathtub with that toaster? Sorry, I could.not.resist. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/233 "2003-10-26T04:22:16Z")
Blonde: > [@](#): > > I feel a little sorry for you at this point. I’ll give ya something to feel . . . . Fenris: > [@](#): > > Happy now? Yes Fenris, I am very happy! 😃 I will put it on the shelf next to my Bitch Brigade and Raving Skank Posse trophies! Thanks hun! Ilsa\_Lund: > [@](#): > > It’s a fucking TOASTER, people! There are fucking toaster jokes right there for the taking. . . ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/234 "2003-10-26T04:22:53Z")
**That** ’s a toaster? It looks like a viking helmet impaled on a spike. [sub]Welcome back, **Fenris**. We’ve missed ya 'round here.[/sub] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/235 "2003-10-26T04:32:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Blonde: > > I’ll give ya something to feel . . . . > \*\* Was that a threat? I believe that’s not allowed on this board. Heh. You really should stop now before you make a complete idiot of yourself (well, it’s probably too late for that, come to think of it.) ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/236 "2003-10-26T04:35:43Z")
This thread seems to have given **Diane** a chance to be noticed, amid her pretensions of grandeur. Yeah, just let her be. She might just end up like one of the Small Gods, and fade if we look elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/237 "2003-10-26T04:36:48Z")
[John Mellencap] Little diity, ‘bout **Blonde** and **Diane**! Two catfightin’ girls snarlin’, in the Pit-thread. **Diane** gonna be the biggest bitch of them all! **Blonde** gonna whip **Diane’s** ass be-fore long. Oh, Yeah! Life goes on, long after the thrill of **Zenster** is gone. Oh Yeah! Life goes on, long after axe handles are gone, walk on. [/John Mellencamp] ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/238 "2003-10-26T04:37:29Z")
Me thinks the idiot isn’t Diane. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/239 "2003-10-26T04:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*Me thinks the idiot isn’t Diane. \*\* If you say so. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338/240 "2003-10-26T04:43:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\*This thread seems to have given **Diane** a chance to be noticed, amid her pretensions of grandeur. > > Yeah, just let her be. She might just end up like one of the Small Gods, and fade if we look elsewhere. \*\* Yep **Ice Wolf** , I totally agree. If we continue to feed the insatiable lustings for fame (albeit via vitriol) such as **Diane** has displayed, we are doing nothing more than feeding her illness. It’s sad really, as **Blonde** said earlier. 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zenster-banned-whats-all-this-then/209338.md?page=13)