# Zenster's Pervo Pup! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162 "2000-11-14T16:03:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/1 "2000-11-14T16:03:51Z")
I know that this is probably TMI, but here goes anyway… I pretty sure that my wolf hybrid, Zen, just made the “tie” with his breeding bitch Paloma! He’s been humping the daylights out of her for that last few days but this morning, when I looked out at them, he seemed to be somewhat “stuck”, as it were. In reality, being “stuck” is actually required for the male to ejaculate correctly and inseminate the female. There may finally be some pups on the horizon. I am so stoked. This process has taken almost an entire year to get Paloma acquainted with Zen. She had never been bred before and rejected his advances for the last two or three heats running. Guess I need to start weighing Paloma routinely for the next few weeks to see if she’s preggers. Upon reading this, I now realize this thread is nearly impossible to reply to. However, I am confident that some of you out there will be just wacky enough to post something here. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/2 "2000-11-14T16:07:16Z")
Whew, for a second there when I saw the thread title, I thought the pervo pup in question was the one **oldscratch** had carnal relations with or something! …:d&r::… Best of luck, Zenster! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/3 "2000-11-14T16:09:30Z")
::chops up past due notices for confetti:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/4 "2000-11-14T17:22:36Z")
We want puppy pictures, you do know this, right? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/5 "2000-11-14T18:53:00Z")
I love puppies, especially if they are cooked properly. Pervo pups a la Zenster Take one litter cute little helpless puppies cover generously with shredded perv baked at 350 until tender Umm yummy! Perhaps this recipe would be bettter suited in the ultimate gross recipe thread. \*\* _ **DISCLAIMER** _NO PUPPIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS THREAD ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/6 "2000-11-14T21:22:15Z")
Whew, when I read the header I thought you had misspelled **Parvo** which is a nasty disease that dogs can get. ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/7 "2000-11-14T22:09:12Z")
That’s funny- I named myself after my pet, too. Poor Zen Woof. I saw a David Attenborough special about the breeding habits of wolves and David said in his enthusiastic British accent, ’ “And the male’s penis will swell so large during intercourse that the pair can be stuck together for several hours after intercourse” I laughed my ass off at the “Stuck” wolves, even when they were whining like puppies. Sir Attenborough said that this was very painful to the male. Hm. What about da bitch? I wonder what humans would talk about if they had to be stuck for several hours afterward… ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/8 "2000-11-14T23:09:36Z")
“So, you read any good books lately? I mean, besides the one you’re reading now…” ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/9 "2000-11-15T02:27:21Z")
I thought it said parvo too. How about some vet check ups, Zen? Might be helpful if the bitch is pregnant. Michi ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/10 "2000-11-15T15:47:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turpentine \* > \*\*That’s funny- I named myself after my pet, too. > > Poor Zen Woof. I saw a David Attenborough special about the breeding habits of wolves and David said in his enthusiastic British accent, ’ > “And the male’s penis will swell so large during intercourse that the pair can be stuck together for several hours after intercourse” > > I laughed my ass off at the “Stuck” wolves, even when they were whining like puppies. > Sir Attenborough said that this was very painful to the male. > > Hm. What about da bitch? > > I wonder what humans would talk about if they had to be stuck for several hours afterward… > \*\* Maybe the bitches just like to cuddle… ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/11 "2000-11-15T16:47:56Z")
You can’t cuddle in the tie position. 🙂 (Hijack) Cyndar is the name of one of my friend’s dogs. I don’t know why I chose this as my new user name, it was just the first thing that came to my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/12 "2000-11-15T18:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > I wonder what humans would talk about if they had to be stuck for several hours afterward… I don’t know about you, but I think us guys are pretty much in that same situation as the stud. Granted a painfully swelled penis isn’t the primary restraint. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/13 "2000-11-15T19:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I wonder what humans would talk about if they had to be stuck for several hours afterward… > > I don’t know about you, but I think us guys are pretty much in that same situation as the stud. Granted a painfully swelled penis isn’t the primary restraint. \*\* Omni, ``` I told you that wasn't a cop, and those handcuffs WEREN'T work-related... ``` ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zensters-pervo-pup/41162/14 "2000-11-16T07:41:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*You can’t cuddle in the tie position. 🙂 > \*\* And you know this how?? 😉 \*\* > [@](#): > > (Hijack) Cyndar is the name of one of my friend’s dogs. I don’t know why I chose this as my new user name, it was just the first thing that came to my mind. > \*\* Woof. **PANTPANTPANTPANT**