# Zit Popping PORN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063 "2014-03-07T00:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/1 "2014-03-07T00:43:41Z")
Behold: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5dNF8vjgU) Let the pore orgasms commence! ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/2 "2014-03-07T00:47:16Z")
There are gazillions of videos like this. They sure are gross, aren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/3 "2014-03-07T00:56:05Z")
yeah, but this isn’t shot through some smartphone, jiggling around, somebody’s hand or head in the way, and going out of focus when you get a close-up. THIS is in HD, through a microscope camera.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/4 "2014-03-07T01:11:45Z")
If you are into this sort of thing, may I refer you to zit heaven? [PopThatZit.com](http://www.PopThatZit.com) ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/5 "2014-03-07T01:13:11Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > Behold: > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5dNF8vjgU](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5dNF8vjgU) > Let the pore orgasms commence! Nit (zit) picking, but…those aren’t zits. Those are comodones, or clogged pores. 😉 But the last one was pretty cool! The mood music was a nice touch. This is not a zit, either, but it’s really awesomely gross: [Ginormous back cyst](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/6 "2014-03-07T01:34:43Z")
I’m ashamed of you, OP. You totally missed a chance to say “pore-gasms.” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/7 "2014-03-07T01:42:08Z")
We’ve had threads about this before, but I don’t feel the urge to go looking for them. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/8 "2014-03-07T01:51:48Z")
I am not clicking on that link. I am not clicking on that link. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/9 "2014-03-07T01:53:06Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > But the last one was pretty cool! The mood music was a nice touch. WHAT THE HELL PART OF THE BODY WAS THAT??? (faints) ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/10 "2014-03-07T02:03:48Z")
well hell, I guess there is no way I can un-see that, right? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/11 "2014-03-07T02:31:03Z")
I clicked on the link. :: shudder :: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/12 "2014-03-07T02:48:00Z")
I can’t resist posting a link to my favorite cyst pop [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnuD76c86q4) _“Oh God, man, it’s all over the computer!”_ ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/13 "2014-03-07T02:59:54Z")
That was fascinating…but it didn’t look like a face to me. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/14 "2014-03-07T03:29:45Z")
Some past classics; The chocolate geyser [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wP9P3RQ-roM/hqdefault.jpg "Sebaceous Cyst Exploding") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9P3RQ-roM) The bottomless zit [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQhqXjhKOc) The back attack [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iEeMJgV75nQ/hqdefault.jpg "HUGE CYST EXTRACTION") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zit-popping-porn/683063/15 "2014-03-07T04:36:16Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > Some past classics; > > The chocolate geyser > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9P3RQ-roM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9P3RQ-roM) > > The bottomless zit > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQhqXjhKOc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQhqXjhKOc) > > The back attack > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ) Your third one is the same as the link in post#5. Gary’s back cyst, a true classic with almost 32 MILLION hits.