# Zits on Chodes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 11, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232 "2004-11-11T17:48:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/21 "2004-11-11T19:19:59Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> And what about “Duck Butter”? Is there another term for that, as well?

Mmmm Duck butter salsa.

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/22 "2004-11-11T19:59:39Z")

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Choads, in their natural environment. Squint if necessary.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/23 "2004-11-11T20:11:04Z")

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> [@El Cid Viscoso](#):
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> Choads, in their natural environment. Squint if necessary.

Should I be totally embarassed if my first instinct was to raise my right hand with the sign of the devil horns and began banging my head?

I still love Beavis and Butthead. Even sober. Not even Southpark is still funny sober.

Sam

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/24 "2004-11-11T21:30:57Z")

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Thats a real masterpiece.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/25 "2004-11-11T21:38:20Z")

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> [@clayton\_e](#):
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> Thats a real masterpiece.

Huh huh. You said “master.” [/obligatory]

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/26 "2004-11-11T21:45:32Z")

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> [@av8rmike](#):
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> I’d heard “grundle” as well.

And we cannot forget the classic, “pebab.”

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**Author:** ![TheInterruptingCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@TheInterruptingCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInterruptingCow)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zits-on-chodes/274232/27 "2004-11-11T22:27:06Z")

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I first heard the term “choad” at least 15 years ago, used in reference to a couple of guys involved in a overtly macho, mine’s-bigger-than-yours confrontation…not literally, but you know what I mean. My car is cooler, I make more money…that kind of crap.

They were referred to as “Choad Warriors”.

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