# Zoid, a full response to your lame-ass analogy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456 "2014-09-04T07:35:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nauplius/32/51_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/141 "2014-09-04T21:37:27Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’d rather not join in on **Fenris’** rather weak hijacking attempt, though. _Rather not join_? You asked for it in the first place: > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Speaking of “free passes”, **Fenris** , it’s about time you quit hiding your sniping in ATMB and took it to The Pit, but now that you’re here, why don’t you put up or shut up and come up with all those examples of off-topic threadshitting you’re whining about? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/142 "2014-09-04T21:40:08Z")
Lol, what a maroon. ETA: and he continues to not join in Fenris’ hijacking. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/143 "2014-09-04T21:40:29Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Since you’re not a mod any more, I can tell you that your attempts to direct the conversation are useless and that you always were a whiny little bitch when you tried to, even when you were the worst mod on the Internet. > > The OP and I were discussing threadshitting, not atheism. I gave a number of not-atheistic examples of threadshitting that would be as out of bounds as your crap. > > I repeatedly said that your problem (in this case, you clearly have many) is that you threadshit. You demanded cites FROM ME. Not from the OP, FROM ME. So, I cited how you threadshit and LHoD kindly explained to you how some cite requests could be threadshits. > > So > A) It is on topic, you stupid douchebag > and > B) Take your demands for what the topic “should” be, go back in time to when you were a mod, then fold the demand until it’s all pointy corners, then stuff it up your ass, you twat. Once again(for those playing in the studio audience), the requested phrase of the day was “_Off-Topic Threadshitting_”. Our contestant gets no points for getting it half right. Better luck next time. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/144 "2014-09-04T21:43:07Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Erm, did you actually read anything here? Or there? I really don’t know how to respond to this. > > My “religous beliefs” (which can be best described as “I don’t really care, everyone of us is probably wrong anyway”) are not threatened by **Czarcasm**. I just think the guy needs 10 cc’s of tact IV. I stand by my opinion that he’s a bigot, however. There’s a way to express your disagreement with another’s religious views tactfully. **Czarcasm** doesn’t care about that. The dude’s got a lot of hate in him. Take another looksee in this thread and tell me where you spot the hate. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/145 "2014-09-04T21:50:14Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Lol, what a maroon. > > ETA: and he continues to not join in Fenris’ hijacking. Look! It’s the Geek Chorus! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/146 "2014-09-04T21:52:50Z")
> [@Nauplius](#): > > _Rather not join_? You asked for it in the first place: Too bad he never delivered, isn’t it? He managed to stray off-topic several times, and he posted something that he claimed was threadshitting(to him, at least), but he just couldn’t put the two together. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/147 "2014-09-04T22:32:51Z")
You know, I may be wrong about something. I still believe that **Czarcasm** has a lot of hate in him. I think that’s confirmed with all the invective he throws around. However, he might not be the bigot I thought he was. A google search brings up threads like this: [Describe your God](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=726362) [For The Religious: What about other gods?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716973) [What if all professed Christians disappeared?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=711801) Now, none of those OP’s he started are hateful in any way, shape, or form. However, they do seem to indicate that he thinks about religion a lot. Like _a lot._ It’s quite possible that he isn’t a bigot about religion, and rather, just a complete and utter asshole with zero tact that is interested _in_ religion. I can kinda sorta forgive that. So **Czarcasm** , I still think you are a jackass, but I’m going to apologize for calling you a bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/148 "2014-09-04T22:34:34Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > You know, I may be wrong about something. I still believe that **Czarcasm** has a lot of hate in him. I think that’s confirmed with all the invective he throws around. However, he might not be the bigot I thought he was. A google search brings up threads like this: > > [Describe your God](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=726362) > [For The Religious: What about other gods?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716973) > [What if all professed Christians disappeared?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=711801) > > Now, none of those OP’s he started are hateful in any way, shape, or form. However, they do seem to indicate that he thinks about religion a lot. Like _a lot._ It’s quite possible that he isn’t a bigot about religion, and rather, just a complete and utter asshole with zero tact that is interested _in_ religion. I can kinda sorta forgive that. > > So **Czarcasm** , I still think you are a jackass, but I’m going to apologize for calling you a bigot. Best left-handed compliment I’ve gotten all day. I’ll take it. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/149 "2014-09-04T22:40:12Z")
And this, people, is how you achieve detente. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/150 "2014-09-04T23:50:23Z")
OK **Czdorkasm**. you wanted examples of how you threadshit? I’ll give you one, even though you’ll deny it and cry and bawl about the injustice you undeservedly suffer. I’ll even post the pertinent parts here so you won’t have to expend precious effort to click on the link. In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=731653&highlight=language), the OP innocently asks, > [@](#): > > \*\*What are some interesting obscure dialogue you read in a fantasy novel? \*\*Because certain creature and people talk in a very cryptic way. Can you quote some that you’ve personally read and found interesting and can you explain what they were saying in layman’s terms? Your wise and insightful offering: > [@](#): > > Are we allowed to quote from _The Eye Of Argon_? Ha, ha. Oh look, **Czarcasm** referenced the Worst Story Ever Written just to show how cutting edge he is. It had fuck-all to do with the topic, but he found it necessary to display his sparkling wit just in case everybody forgot. **Fenris** made you his bitch in this thread, and **armedmonkey** is trying his best not to squeeze your nuts too hard, but you keep showing your ass for more whippings, just so you can get in the last word. No one is impressed by your show of obnoxious bristling. You win nothing. Abczolutely nothing. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/151 "2014-09-04T23:57:01Z")
…aaaaand that’s how detente collapses. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/152 "2014-09-05T00:26:37Z")
> [@andros](#): > > …aaaaand that’s how detente collapses. I had such high hopes. Shame. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/153 "2014-09-05T00:48:16Z")
Goddamnit, **Knowed Out**. Just goddamnit. I don’t like **Czarcasm** , obviously, but that was just a geeky joke. Please don’t put me in a position where I have to defend the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/154 "2014-09-05T03:37:57Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > If this thread was about whether my requests for cites are valid or not, that would indeed be an interesting discussion, wouldn’t it? I’d rather not join in on **Fenris’** rather weak hijacking attempt, though. Look, **Czarcasm** , why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on **Fenris** , already? We all know it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/155 "2014-09-05T04:17:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Look, **Czarcasm** , why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on **Fenris** , already? We all know it. Right-I brought _his_ name up in this thread, accused _him_ of all sorts of crap, then accused _him_ of being the worst something or another on the whole internet. Really, with cheerleaders like you, **Knowed Out** and **Drunky Smurf** coming up with obvious nonsense like this it just makes my job so much easier, so…keep 'em coming, _please_. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/156 "2014-09-05T05:07:42Z")
Heh, **Guin’s** right, This is like a bad meet cute rom com. **Fenris** is Ben Affleck and **Czarcasm** is Jennifer Lopez because, you know, somebody’s got to be the big ass. We need to talk to **Novelty Bobble**. Is the pavilion still open? I’m still not sure what the fag machine does, but I’m sure it’s fabulous, so maybe we need that too. Regardless, I think the **Bobble** can book us a bar and a dance floor. Let’s throw a wedding! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/157 "2014-09-05T05:28:41Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Heh, **Guin’s** right, This is like a bad meet cute rom com. **Fenris** is Ben Affleck and **Czarcasm** is Jennifer Lopez because, you know, somebody’s got to be the big ass. > > We need to talk to **Novelty Bobble**. Is the pavilion still open? I’m still not sure what the fag machine does, but I’m sure it’s fabulous, so maybe we need that too. Regardless, I think the **Bobble** can book us a bar and a dance floor. Let’s throw a wedding! Y’all are gonna give **Fenris** a seizure or something if you keep this up. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/158 "2014-09-05T09:21:27Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Look, **Czarcasm** , why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on **Fenris** , already? We all know it. How’s he going to get any action when you won’t take **Fenris** ’ junk out of your mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/159 "2014-09-05T12:34:12Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Goddamnit, **Knowed Out**. Just goddamnit. I don’t like **Czarcasm** , obviously, but that was just a geeky joke. Please don’t put me in a position where I have to defend the guy. What just happened? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/160 "2014-09-05T12:47:30Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > What just happened? You got this weird look, like you were possessed or something, and started flailing around and gnashing your teeth and spitting. Then you just went limp, and then opened your eyes and said “what just happened?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456.md?page=9)