# Zoid, a full response to your lame-ass analogy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456 "2014-09-04T07:35:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/161 "2014-09-05T13:17:11Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Look, **Czarcasm** , why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on **Fenris** , already? We all know it. Yeah, it’s totally obvious in the way that he made this Zoid pitting all about **Fenris**. And in a way that didn’t seem forced and weird and obsessed at all! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/162 "2014-09-05T13:46:30Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > He managed to stray off-topic several times Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Czarcasm doing his famous “Waah! I Wish I was still a mod so I could demand the topic only be what _I_ say it is.” routine. Sorry, but it don’t work that way, Sparky. What _you_ mean by “off-topic” is “the other guy made a point I can’t refute” and it shows here and when you were a (terrible) moderator and used to hand out warnings for the other side making points you didn’t like. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/163 "2014-09-05T14:06:29Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Yeah, it’s totally obvious in the way that he made this Zoid pitting all about **Fenris**. And in a way that didn’t seem forced and weird and obsessed at all! For example, see post #162. _Totally_ focused on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/164 "2014-09-05T15:13:37Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > You got this weird look, like you were possessed or something, and started flailing around and gnashing your teeth and spitting. Then you just went limp, and then opened your eyes and said “what just happened?” I thought this was leading to a \*\*Czarcasm \*\*pileon. Do you realize how much he’s going to gloat if we disagree among ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/165 "2014-09-05T15:17:33Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I thought this was leading to a \*\*Czarcasm \*\*pileon. Do you realize how much he’s going to gloat if we disagree among ourselves? My ghod-It’s like he’s a died-in-the-blue Washington Generals fan. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/166 "2014-09-05T17:47:17Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > My ghod-It’s like he’s a died-in-the-blue Washington Generals fan. Og on a stick, you can’t even gloat right. You made a reference to a sports team I know next to nothing about. Why can’t you say something more infuriating like “Hahahaha, the alliance of Czar-haters is crumbling! Bow before my godlike E-peen, mortal worms! Hahahahaha!” ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/167 "2014-09-05T17:54:23Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Og on a stick, you can’t even gloat right. You made a reference to a sports team I know next to nothing about. Why can’t you say something more infuriating like “Hahahaha, the alliance of Czar-haters is crumbling! Bow before my godlike E-peen, mortal worms! Hahahahaha!” Even sadder is that think Czargasm was trying to make himself into a Harlem Globetrotter in that analogy, which… just no. No. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/168 "2014-09-05T18:00:37Z")
He also misspelled “dyed”. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/169 "2014-09-05T18:03:05Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > He also misspelled “dyed”. > > Regards, > Shodan Correction noted. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/170 "2014-09-05T18:06:05Z")
Oh look, [I found a picture of him.](http://www.meadowlarklemon.org/images/harlem-globetrotters-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/171 "2014-09-05T18:10:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Correction noted. Thank you. And it should have been “dyed in the wool”. That’s what I get for drinking decaf in the morning, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/172 "2014-09-05T19:28:41Z")
I didn’t know czarcasm was black. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/173 "2014-09-05T19:33:37Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I didn’t know czarcasm was black. Yeah. He’s really good at basketball too. Not because he’s black, because that’s racist, but because he’s really tall and handles his balls well. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/174 "2014-09-05T19:47:48Z")
I know this is The BBQ Pit, but **Fenris** And His Zoo Crew have gone from childish to just distasteful. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/175 "2014-09-05T20:33:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I know this is The BBQ Pit, but **Fenris** And His Zoo Crew have gone from childish to just distasteful. Are we the ones that assigned you the Globetrotter role in your little analogy? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/176 "2014-09-05T20:57:13Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Look, **Czarcasm** , why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on **Fenris** , already? We all know it. > [@MrDibble](#): > > How’s he going to get any action when you won’t take **Fenris** ’ junk out of your mouth? _cough_ Junk goin to rust o’er here, meanwhile. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/177 "2014-09-05T21:04:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I know this is The BBQ Pit, but **Fenris** And His Zoo Crew have gone from childish to just distasteful. I don’t see you saying you are NOT a Globetrotter. Don’t be ashamed. IT’s a good thing. You get to travel around the country inspiring kids. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/178 "2014-09-05T21:08:21Z")
Bubblegum: “Czarcasm, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball. But look in your heart and ask yourself: Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter? Are you?” Czarcasm: “Yes.” Bubblegum: “Are you?” Czarcasm: “I mean. With _time_, my funk level could…” Bubblegum: “_Are you?_” Czarcasm: “…no…” Bubblegum: “Deal with it.” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/179 "2014-09-05T21:12:20Z")
**Czar** , that one where you throw the bucket of water into the crowd, but it turns out to be confetti? That one cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456/180 "2014-09-05T21:27:54Z")
While you clowns are giggling like 13 year olds clustered around daddy’s computer while he’s out of the room, maybe someone can tell me whatever happened to those posts that **Fenris** was going to post that supposedly involved moderator intervention if only I would get **Miller** to give him permission to do so…which I did, and which _he_ did. _If_ they exist there is a tiny chance they might be on topic for this thread, and we’d have something more to go on than childish variations of my name and fantastic claims that I was the worst moderator that the internet ever had(talk about someone having issues, right?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-a-full-response-to-your-lame-ass-analogy/697456.md?page=10)