# "zoid" and "Richard Parker" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161 "2015-03-04T01:12:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/1 "2015-03-04T01:12:22Z")
Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/2 "2015-03-04T01:14:29Z")
Mandrills have colorful noses. The capital of Nevada is Carson City. Apple pie is better with ice cream on top. Pit threads with no context tend to earn ridicule. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/3 "2015-03-04T01:19:45Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. It loses impact if you can’t even swear without sanitizing it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/4 "2015-03-04T01:25:41Z")
[Context](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18178545), I think. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/5 "2015-03-04T01:29:25Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Context](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18178545), I think. Ah, he dislikes being called an idiot. Damn fool. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/6 "2015-03-04T01:40:01Z")
Don’t phlounce off CB, I want to toy with you a bit. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/7 "2015-03-04T03:21:24Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Ah, he dislikes being called an idiot. > > Damn fool. Especially since he seems to want to attract even more attention to the fact. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/8 "2015-03-04T03:21:53Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. How can I trust the good judgment of someone who starts threads whining about how muslims “freak out” over dogs? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/9 "2015-03-04T03:36:49Z")
I will respond appropriately once someone tells me what the fuck a “phuchhead” is. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/10 "2015-03-04T03:51:05Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > I will respond appropriately once someone tells me what the fuck a “phuchhead” is. He wasn’t talking about you. He was talking about “zoid,” evidently some kind of pseudo zoid. ---
**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/11 "2015-03-04T04:04:40Z")
You know who are real phukheads? People who insist on owning those fucking annoying pugs. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/12 "2015-03-04T04:37:45Z")
Well, now, he has something of a point, there. I mean, with an economy of effort, \*\*Richard Parker \*\*has earned a reputation for wildly exaggerated rhetoric and an emotional texture that swings, moment to moment, from maudlin sentimentality to a vicious and sarcastic insult. Guy’s a wild man, might say any damned thing! Yosemite Sam on meth, totally _out_ of control! ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/13 "2015-03-04T05:43:35Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. Hey idiot, can I be a phuchhead too? ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/14 "2015-03-04T07:29:01Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > I will respond appropriately once someone tells me what the fuck a “phuchhead” is. According to [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Phuch), I think it’s actually a compliment. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/15 "2015-03-04T11:26:05Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. ??? Looks like the sort of thing an idiot would post. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/16 "2015-03-04T12:39:29Z")
> [@Club\_33](#): > > You know who are real phukheads? People who insist on owning those fucking annoying pugs. Pugs are mighty, graceful beasts… > **[Oscar The Pug Misses The Jump](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/oscar-the-pug-misses-the-jump/84494225/)** > > Pug tries to jump a downed tree and faceplants right into it. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/17 "2015-03-04T13:05:21Z")
Pugs are mutant dwarf land-manatees pretending to be dogs. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/18 "2015-03-04T13:37:54Z")
10 to 1 his shirt’s on backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/19 "2015-03-04T13:41:13Z")
Ignorance phought. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/20 "2015-03-04T13:53:21Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. No they aren’t! **Zoid** sat in for a few sessions but preferred to stick with his solo career. **Richard Parker** can’t carry a tune and has never done more than help us as a roadie. Get your facts straight! Bubbadog Rhythm Guitar and Lead Vocals The Phuchheads [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161.md?page=2)