# "zoid" and "Richard Parker" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161 "2015-03-04T01:12:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/21 "2015-03-04T13:53:47Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. TL;DR ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/22 "2015-03-04T13:56:52Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > 10 to 1 his shirt’s on backwards. and he’s absentmindedly sucking the tag. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/23 "2015-03-04T13:59:48Z")
Phlossing. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/24 "2015-03-04T16:22:54Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Pugs are mutant dwarf land-manatees pretending to be dogs. Now I want one even more. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/25 "2015-03-04T19:39:02Z")
Phuch is the latest designer drug to hit the streets. More addictive even than goofballs or the reefer. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/26 "2015-03-04T19:55:37Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > No they aren’t! > **Zoid** sat in for a few sessions but preferred to stick with his solo career. > **Richard Parker** can’t carry a tune and has never done more than help us as a roadie. > > Get your facts straight! > > Bubbadog > Rhythm Guitar and Lead Vocals > The Phuchheads Didn’t you guys used to be known as “The Appreciative Phuchs?” I used to _LOVE_ you guys! I can’t tell you how many hours I spent fooling around in the semi-finished basement at my girlfriend’s parents’ house, while a 45 of _Phuchin’_ played in the background on her Sears turntable. When did you change your name? _\_ Waitaminute, you’re not just a tribute band, are you? Well, even if you are, more power to ya. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/27 "2015-03-04T20:02:21Z")
I think of all of you as phuch buddies. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/28 "2015-03-04T20:02:41Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Pugs are mutant dwarf land-manatees pretending to be dogs. To what purpose? Why would a mutant dwarf land-manatee want to pretend to be a dog? ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/29 "2015-03-04T20:05:07Z")
**racepug** : You know what? Walking home yesterday, I actually thought about you, the person sitting looking at a screen right now. I thought about how I was mean to you. And I felt regret. I wish I had treated you more like the crazy uncle who mutters about Mexicans while passing the mashed potatoes, and less like an opportunity for witless derision. Here’s hoping you got something positive out of that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/30 "2015-03-04T20:27:51Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > To what purpose? Why would a mutant dwarf land-manatee want to pretend to be a dog? For the treats! Nobody ever gives dugongs treats. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/31 "2015-03-04T21:13:11Z")
\Clever, Very clever. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/32 "2015-03-04T21:17:55Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > To what purpose? Why would a mutant dwarf land-manatee want to pretend to be a dog? To get into racepug’s house. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/33 "2015-03-05T23:19:55Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > \Clever, Very clever. Props to mutant dwarf land-manatees. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/34 "2015-03-06T13:35:55Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > To what purpose? Why would a mutant dwarf land-manatee want to pretend to be a dog? Treats, as mentioned, and also to sleep on the couch. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/35 "2015-03-06T14:40:22Z")
OP phails. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/36 "2015-03-06T14:43:48Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > Are phuchheads. 'Nuff said. Why pick on just those two? I can’t see anything in that thread to distinguish them from everyone else who correctly identified your OP as stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/37 "2015-03-06T18:40:01Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Why pick on just those two? I can’t see anything in that thread to distinguish them from everyone else who correctly identified your OP as stupidity. I have so little…don’t take this away from me. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/38 "2015-03-06T20:48:34Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Didn’t you guys used to be known as “The Appreciative Phuchs?” > > I used to _LOVE_ you guys! I can’t tell you how many hours I spent fooling around in the semi-finished basement at my girlfriend’s parents’ house, while a 45 of _Phuchin’_ played in the background on her Sears turntable. > > When did you change your name? > > _\_ > > Waitaminute, you’re not just a tribute band, are you? Well, even if you are, more power to ya. That wimpy bubblegum band?!?! No, had you been listening to the Phuchheads in your gf’s basement you would have been doing your gf, her cousin, and her mom all at the same time. And her mom would have had a big old plate of brownies for you afterward. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/39 "2015-03-06T21:07:19Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Why pick on just those two? I can’t see anything in that thread to distinguish them from everyone else who correctly identified your OP as stupidity. Same here. **zoid** just said one thing in a short sentence. Although I can see the case for **Richard Parker** when he said this: > [@](#): > > You should consider just owning the “idiot” label, honestly. That’s, like, a disability. The alternative explanations for your OP, intellectual laziness and being an asshole, are pretty much on you. That just makes me snicker. \*\*racepug \*\*exploded like a pug chasing a laser light into plastic bowling pins. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161/40 "2015-03-06T21:22:30Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Phuch is the latest designer drug to hit the streets. More addictive even than goofballs or the reefer. Isn’t it a little early for you to be hopped-up? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoid-and-richard-parker/714161.md?page=3)