# Zoiks! Christina Agliblabla gets "Dirty."
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 7, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224 "2002-10-07T17:04:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/1 "2002-10-07T17:04:52Z")
I saw this video as I was skipping up the Cartoon Network the other day, and I was absolutely flabbergasted.
> **[Christina Aguilera Gets 'Dirty' With Redman](https://www.mtv.com/news/1456914/christina-aguilera-gets-dirty-with-redman/)**
>
> First single, video from anticipated album due next month.
It was more … er … I can’t think of a good word for it … _explicit_, than Broccoli Spear’s “Slave” video.
I mean jeez, these nubile young girls grinding on eachother while dripping wet. This was more pornagraphic than Skinamax.
It really amazes me what these girls do and expect to be respected by their peers for their “talent.”
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/2 "2002-10-07T22:12:11Z")
Well, if she was trying to out-skank Britney or Pink, she’s succeeded.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/3 "2002-10-07T22:37:45Z")
I guess we know now where she comes down on the whole spit vs. swallow thing…
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### Author:  [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/4 "2002-10-08T00:04:21Z")
[Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=137588) and [yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=138124).
MTV hired you people to generate buzz, didn’t they?
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### Author:  [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/5 "2002-10-08T03:04:11Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*
> \*\*I guess we know now where she comes down on the whole spit vs. swallow thing… \*\*
Why do I think Christina is more of the _facial_ type then the swallower?
\*\*Runs away _REALLY_ fast before a mod can see
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### Author:  [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/6 "2002-10-08T12:12:30Z")
:eek Oh my stars and garters. I wish I had seen someone else had done a thread aboot this. Ahhh, well. At any rate, I think the level of skankness we are reaching on MTV is both a blessing a nd a curse.
It’s like free porn, but the music is awful.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/7 "2002-10-08T18:47:38Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*
> \*\*It’s like free porn, but the music is awful. \*\*
So, it’s like 70s porn? 😃
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### Author:  [@Trancey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancey)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zoiks-christina-agliblabla-gets-dirty/131224/8 "2002-10-09T06:18:49Z")
It’s a pretty um…how you say…“odd” video…
One thing that is good about her though, is she never protrayed herself to be a perfect little angel/virgin/saint like Spears did…and went and made a naughty video…