# Zombie Gaaaame **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/1 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")
Here are the rules: Ask a question about zombies that can be answered with a last syllable of “ains” (spelling not important). Answer the question the person above you posted, then follow with one of your own. Example: > [@](#): > > What do zombies eat? > [@](#): > > Why that’s easy! Braaaiiiiiins. The question for the next doper is: What do zombie farmers grow? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/2 "2007-10-30T06:03:00Z")
Graaaiiiiinsss! If a pack of zombies dined on your intestines, what would they leave all over your snow white carpet? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/3 "2007-10-30T06:40:07Z")
Staaaaiiiinnnnssss Who are a zombie’s favorite Scandinavians? ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/4 "2007-10-30T06:54:15Z")
Daaaaaanes Who’s a zombie’s favorite Jackson brother? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/5 "2007-10-30T07:17:19Z")
Jermaaaaaainesss Where do zombies find motherfuckin’ snakes? ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/6 "2007-10-30T07:17:52Z")
On Motherfuckin’ Plaaaaaaanes. What does a zombie feel when he’s looking at you? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/7 "2007-10-30T13:34:06Z")
Paaaaaiiiiinn. What is a Zombie’s favorite song from My Fair Lady? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/8 "2007-10-30T13:42:04Z")
The raaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin stays mainly in the plaaaaaiiiiiin How do zombies travel? ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/9 "2007-10-30T13:42:04Z")
By Traaaiiiiinnnnnn. Why does a zombie use drano? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/10 "2007-10-30T13:46:37Z")
To clean his draaaaiins. What’s a zombie’s favorite breed of dog? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/11 "2007-10-30T13:59:32Z")
Great daaaaaaannnes. When zombies move a cadaver, what are they carrying? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/12 "2007-10-30T14:01:21Z")
remaaaiiiinnnnsss Whose is a zombie’s favorite actor (several apply) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/13 "2007-10-30T14:06:44Z")
Claude Raaaaiiiiiins! ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/14 "2007-10-30T14:06:57Z")
What brand of underwear do zombies wear? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/15 "2007-10-30T14:09:31Z")
Haaaaaaanes! What’s this pile of _Pride and Prejudice_ and _Emma_ and whatnot? Whose books are these?! ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/16 "2007-10-30T14:12:37Z")
Jaaaaaannnesss!!! What do zombies wear around their necks? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/17 "2007-10-30T14:16:01Z")
Bling on diamond encrusted chaaaaiiiiinnnns. Where do zombies keep their websites? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/18 "2007-10-30T14:25:03Z")
Domaaaiiiinnss!! When driving, a zombie uses a turn signal to switch what?!? ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/19 "2007-10-30T14:25:12Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Bling on diamond encrusted chaaaaiiiiinnnns. Where do zombies keep their websites? [/QUOTE] On their domaaaaaaaiiiiiins. Does the zombie pope have sex? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/20 "2007-10-30T14:30:48Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Domaaaiiiinnss!! When driving, a zombie uses a turn signal to switch what?!? [/QUOTE] Change laaaaannnessss! And the next one: [QUOTE=Litoris] Does the zombie pope have sex? [/QUOTE] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548.md?page=2)