# Zombie Gaaaame **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/21 "2007-10-30T14:31:21Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] Does the zombie pope have sex? [/QUOTE] no, he abstaaaaaaains. What do elderly zombies use to help them walk? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/22 "2007-10-30T14:33:38Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] On their domaaaaaaaiiiiiins. Does the zombie pope have sex? [/QUOTE] Noooo. He abstaaaaiiiiinnss!!! Zombies favorite old tv show is “My So Called Life”. Who’s the star?!? ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/23 "2007-10-30T14:36:11Z")
Claire Daaaanes! Why do zombies shake hands and kiss babies? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/24 "2007-10-30T14:36:26Z")
[QUOTE=Sock of Doom] What do elderly zombies use to help them walk? [/QUOTE] Caaaannnnnesss!! > [@](#): > > Why do zombies shake hands and kiss babies? To help their campaaaaaiiiiignes! What type of natural disaster are zombies in south Florida famous for? edited to fix continuity. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/25 "2007-10-30T14:39:03Z")
[QUOTE=Lionne] Claire Daaaanes! Why do zombies shake hands and kiss babies? [/QUOTE] On their Camp_aaaiiin_s. Who is the late, zombie publisher of Mad Magazine? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/26 "2007-10-30T14:56:07Z")
[QUOTE=nd\_n8] On their Camp_aaaiiin_s. Who is the late, zombie publisher of Mad Magazine? [/QUOTE] William GAAAAAIIIINNNESS ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/27 "2007-10-30T14:56:13Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Caaaannnnnesss!! To help their campaaaaaiiiiignes! What type of natural disaster are zombies in south Florida famous for? edited to fix continuity. [/QUOTE] Hurricaaaaaaanes! Also the answer to “What is a zombie’s favorite NHL Hockey team.” 😛 What does a zombie take to get high? ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/28 "2007-10-30T14:58:04Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Hurricaaaaaaanes! Also the answer to “What is a zombie’s favorite NHL Hockey team.” 😛 What does a zombie take to get high? [/QUOTE] Cocaaaaiiine. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/29 "2007-10-30T15:09:48Z")
Who is a zombie’s favorite 19th century author? ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/30 "2007-10-30T15:11:20Z")
[QUOTE=nd\_n8] Who is a zombie’s favorite 19th century author? [/QUOTE] Mark Twaaaiiin ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/31 "2007-10-30T15:31:56Z")
Uhh…there’s no question for me to answer…all this confusion is going to drive me… ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/32 "2007-10-30T15:35:44Z")
INSAAAAANNNNNEEEE!!! Zombies dig the blue blood that comes from what?? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/33 "2007-10-30T15:37:09Z")
Insaaaaaane! Zombie Superman is dating the zombie… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/34 "2007-10-30T15:44:40Z")
Lois Laaaaane, who has blue blood in her veeeeiiiinnnsss. When a zombie karaoke artist goes on stage, what does he do? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/35 "2007-10-30T15:49:57Z")
Entertaiiiiinnnnesss!!! I think I’m way to into this thread. I’m not going to get anything done at work today. Who is chased over the bridged by the Headless Horseman in the Legend of Sleepy Hollow? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/36 "2007-10-30T16:01:28Z")
Ichabod Craaaaaaaane Zombie world of warcraft players have lots of alts, but they usually play on their… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/37 "2007-10-30T16:42:35Z")
Maaaaiiiiiiinnnns (Entertains was correct) How do you steer a zombie horse? ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/38 "2007-10-30T16:53:49Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Maaaaiiiiiiinnnns (Entertains was correct) How do you steer a zombie horse? [/QUOTE] With the Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins. What does a zombie police officer do with his arrestees? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/39 "2007-10-30T17:03:03Z")
Detaaaaaiiiiiinnnn!!! “Thriller!!! Thriller of the night…” is the beginning to what part of the classic zombie anthem? _hint: another word for “chorus”_ ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/40 "2007-10-30T17:10:38Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] “Thriller!!! Thriller of the night…” is the beginning to what part of the classic zombie anthem? _hint: another word for “chorus”_ [/QUOTE] Refraaaaaaaiin! When zombies participate in extreme sports, they jump out of…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548.md?page=3)