# Zombie Gaaaame

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/41 "2007-10-30T17:12:00Z")

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plaaanes!

And zombies hunting down action heroes on the Simpson are looking for…?

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/42 "2007-10-30T17:19:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
plaaanes!

And zombies hunting down action heroes on the Simpson are looking for…?  
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MACBAAAAAIINNEE!!!

Zombie formerly known as Prince is fond of purple what?

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/43 "2007-10-30T17:21:20Z")

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Raaaaaain!  
Hey, what’s that new zombie Jimmy Smits show?

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/44 "2007-10-30T17:28:52Z")

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CAAIIIIINN!!!

Rich zombies have to pay taxes on capital what?

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/45 "2007-10-30T17:48:49Z")

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Capital gaaaaaiiiiiiins.

What is a zombie’s favorite kind of wine?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/46 "2007-10-30T17:52:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Flander]  
CAAIIIIINN!!!

Rich zombies have to pay taxes on capital what?  
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Gaaaaiiiines!

What are zombies’ windows made of?

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**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/47 "2007-10-30T17:56:20Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
What are zombies’ windows made of?  
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Window paaaaanes!

What is a zombie’s favorite fruit?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/48 "2007-10-30T17:56:59Z")

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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!  
No idea on the wine, though… Beaujolaaaaaaais?

What zombie general led France after takeover by zombie-Nazis?

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/49 "2007-10-30T18:00:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes!  
No idea on the wine, though… Beaujolaaaaaaais?

What zombie general led France after takeover by zombie-Nazis?  
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Champaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagnes, most likely…

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**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/50 "2007-10-30T18:05:31Z")

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There’s a zombie loose on YouTube. He’s gotten famous for singing the zombie-esque…

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/51 "2007-10-30T18:09:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Litoris]  
Champaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagnes, most likely…  
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Correct. (Their overall favorite alcoholic drink doesn’t fit this gaaaaame.)

> [@Tess Trueheart](#):
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> What is a zombie’s favorite fruit?

Duraaaaaaains.

I have no idea on the French general.

What do zombies do when they eat a rotted brain?

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**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/52 "2007-10-30T18:12:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Scuba\_Ben]

What do zombies do when they eat a rotted brain?  
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Well, I’m not quite sure, but I’ll bet they don’t complaaaaain!

(and the fruit was meant to be plantaaaaaains!)

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/53 "2007-10-30T18:16:04Z")

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To keep things going – who is the favourite guitarist of all zombies?

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**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/54 "2007-10-30T18:44:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Litoris]  
To keep things going – who is the favourite guitarist of all zombies?  
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Kurt Cobaaaaaain!

Who do zombies hope will _Die Hard_? 😃

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/55 "2007-10-30T18:51:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Tess Trueheart]  
Who do zombies hope will _Die Hard_? 😃  
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Bruce Willliiiiiiissss…  
I mean JOHN MCCLAAAANNNEE! 😛  
Zombie dictator of the middle east?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/56 "2007-10-30T19:03:28Z")

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Saddam Husseeeeeeeeeeeiiiin!!!

(French General was Marshall Petain)

What’s it called when a zombie looks like they’ll lurch one way, and then lurches another?

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/57 "2007-10-30T19:11:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Saddam Husseeeeeeeeeeeiiiin!!!

(French General was Marshall Petain)

What’s it called when a zombie looks like they’ll lurch one way, and then lurches another?  
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Feeiiignn

Who is a zombie’s favorite dead Hogan’s Hero’s actor?

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/58 "2007-10-30T19:42:36Z")

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[QUOTE=nd\_n8]  
Who is a zombie’s favorite dead Hogan’s Hero’s actor?  
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Bob CRAAAAANNNNEEE!!

What’s that famous zombie raps song by Cyprus Hill?

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/59 "2007-10-30T20:19:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Flander]  
Bob CRAAAAANNNNEEE!!

What’s that famous zombie raps song by Cyprus Hill?  
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How I Could Just Kill a Man!

No…wait…INSANE IN THE BRRAAAAAAAIN!

What Louisiana university to voodoo priests learn how to make zombies?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/60 "2007-10-30T20:25:53Z")

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Tulaaaaannee

What do zombie kids do in the back seat of long car rides?

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