# Zombie Gaaaame

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/81 "2007-10-31T01:20:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysto]  
Apreeeees?  
[/QUOTE]

NAAAAYYYY!!

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/82 "2007-10-31T01:39:41Z")

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à demaaaaaiiinn (ah duh-mahn [not main])

Still in play:

What is the all time classic zombie movie that’s NOT about zombies?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/83 "2007-10-31T02:04:31Z")

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I can’t answer those! Somebody answer those so I can get a different question and post one I’ve been dying to ask!

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/84 "2007-10-31T02:10:20Z")

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Citizen Kaaaaane?  
Airplaaaaaane?  
Singin’ in the Raaaaaain?  
Hard Raaaaain?  
Black Raaaaaain?  
Before the Raaaaaain?  
Purple Raaaaain?  
Who’ll Stop the Raaaaaain?  
(that’s enough of that)  
Throw Momma From the Traaaaaaain?  
The Human Staaaaaain?  
Man With the Screaming Braaaaaain?  
Raising Caaaaaaain?

I give up. Did it star the guy who played Gregory in Knots Landing?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/85 "2007-10-31T02:19:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]  
à demaaaaaiiinn (ah duh-mahn [not main])

Still in play:

What is the all time classic zombie movie that’s NOT about zombies?  
[/QUOTE]

Frankensteeeeeiiiiinnn?

That can’t be it, can it? Oh well, people want a new question so …

Magician zombies are skilled at this.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/86 "2007-10-31T02:29:39Z")

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Legerdemaaaaaiiinn  
When zombies don’t want the opposing QB to scramble, what defense do they use?

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**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/87 "2007-10-31T02:33:26Z")

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Contaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin  
Why do Zombies take Imitrex??

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/88 "2007-10-31T02:37:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Kerrigan]  
Why do Zombies take Imitrex??  
[/QUOTE]  
Migraaaaaaines!

Still waiting for Gregory from Knots Landing…

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/89 "2007-10-31T02:38:46Z")

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Migraaaaiiiiines!

How do zombies tell which way the wind is blowing?

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**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/90 "2007-10-31T02:45:25Z")

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They check the wind vaaaaaaaaane!

Which Cook is a zombie’s favorite comedian??

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/91 "2007-10-31T02:53:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Kerrigan]  
They check the wind vaaaaaaaaane!

Which Cook is a zombie’s favorite comedian??  
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Daaaaaaaane!

When a zombie has a cookout and fires up the grill, what’s he cooking with?

His Bic lighter is filled with what?

A zombie fart is made of what?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/92 "2007-10-31T02:55:57Z")

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Propaaaaane!  
Zombie mountaineers seek out challenging…

Edited to add:  
Butaaaaanne! and Methaaaaaane!

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/93 "2007-10-31T03:06:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Green Bean]  
Propaaaaane!  
Zombie mountaineers seek out challenging…

Edited to add:  
Butaaaaanne! and Methaaaaaane!  
[/QUOTE]

Teraaaain!  
Zombie Andrew Dice Clay was in this terrible movie (which left many viewers feeling as if their brains had been eaten) called…

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/94 "2007-10-31T03:19:32Z")

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The Adventures of Ford Fairlaaaanne!

What is a zombie’s favorite song by the Clash?

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/95 "2007-10-31T03:20:53Z")

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]  
**Citizen Kaaaaane**?  
Airplaaaaaane?  
Singin’ in the Raaaaaain?  
Hard Raaaaain?  
Black Raaaaaain?  
Before the Raaaaaain?  
Purple Raaaaain?  
Who’ll Stop the Raaaaaain?  
(that’s enough of that)  
Throw Momma From the Traaaaaaain?  
The Human Staaaaaain?  
Man With the Screaming Braaaaaain?  
Raising Caaaaaaain?  
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Great list **Teach**! (I bolded the one I was thinking of.)

But you left off _ **The Man with Two BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!!1!11** _

Zombie or no, you gotta love a movie where the 2 main characters are named  
**Hfuhruhurr** and **Uumellmahaye**.

Ok, next…Your more serious-minded undead person would find this thread…

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/96 "2007-10-31T03:33:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
Great list **Teach**! (I bolded the one I was thinking of.)

But you left off _ **The Man with Two BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS!!!1!11** _

Zombie or no, you gotta love a movie where the 2 main characters are named  
**Hfuhruhurr** and **Uumellmahaye**.

Ok, next…Your more serious-minded undead person would find this thread…  
[/QUOTE]

Mundaaaane!

Who is a zombie’s favorite magician?

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**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/97 "2007-10-31T03:46:26Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
Mundaaaane!

Who is a zombie’s favorite magician?  
[/QUOTE]

David Blaaaaaiinnneeee  
Never apologise, never…

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/98 "2007-10-31T03:56:31Z")

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]  
Mundaaaane!  
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😃 Perhaps even Inaaaaaaane!

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/99 "2007-10-31T04:03:45Z")

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[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire]  
David Blaaaaaiinnneeee  
Never apologise, never…  
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Well if you’re a zombie, you never explaaaaaaaain.  
Hey, the zombie supreme court of South Africa sits where?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/100 "2007-10-31T04:09:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Randy Seltzer]  
Well if you’re a zombie, you never explaaaaaaaain.  
Hey, the zombie supreme court of South Africa sits where?  
[/QUOTE]

BLOEMFONTEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIN (Thanks Google!)

A sophisticated zombie would be considered…

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