# Zombie Gaaaame **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548 "2007-10-30T05:57:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/101 "2007-10-31T04:25:58Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] BLOEMFONTEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIN (Thanks Google!) A sophisticated zombie would be considered… [/QUOTE] Urbaaaaannne (not to be confused with Urban) If you wanted to introduce a zombie virus into the water supply, where would you go? ---
**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/102 "2007-10-31T06:18:14Z")
The water maaaaaaiiiin After Buffy’s had her way, what’s a vampire? ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/103 "2007-10-31T12:59:04Z")
[QUOTE=Kerrigan] The water maaaaaaiiiin After Buffy’s had her way, what’s a vampire? [/QUOTE] Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain Who is the favourite folksy author of all zombies? ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/104 "2007-10-31T14:10:24Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] Who is the favourite folksy author of all zombies? [/QUOTE] Mark Twaaaaaaain What is a zombie’s favorite Chinese food? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/105 "2007-10-31T14:41:49Z")
[QUOTE=Sock of Doom] What is a zombie’s favorite Chinese food? [/QUOTE] Lomaaaiiiinnne!!! Zombie Heston was in this movie about an extraterrestrial zombie virus? ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/106 "2007-10-31T14:52:00Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Zombie Heston was in this movie about an extraterrestrial zombie virus? [/QUOTE] Omega Man…aaaaaain? Looking for “Andromeda Straaaaaaain?” No Heston. If a liquified zombie were poured into a sink, he’d go down the… ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/107 "2007-10-31T14:58:35Z")
[QUOTE=Sock of Doom] Omega Man…aaaaaain? Looking for “Andromeda Straaaaaaain?” No Heston. If a liquified zombie were poured into a sink, he’d go down the… [/QUOTE] I know, I don’t know why I typed Heston. Zombie must have eaten that part of my braiiiinnn! Oh, and they go down the draiiiinnn!!! Who is the zombie Major played by Damon Wayens? ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/108 "2007-10-31T15:22:12Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] I know, I don’t know why I typed Heston. Zombie must have eaten that part of my braiiiinnn! Oh, and they go down the draiiiinnn!!! Who is the zombie Major played by Damon Wayens? [/QUOTE] Major Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne What does the zombie Queen do? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/109 "2007-10-31T15:39:53Z")
She reeeeeiiiignns. What does her presidential successor do in election years? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/110 "2007-10-31T17:16:28Z")
he Campaaaaaains What does the moon do to save zombies from werewolves? ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/111 "2007-10-31T17:18:06Z")
This one is still in play, too… [QUOTE=Fetchund] There’s a zombie loose on YouTube. He’s gotten famous for singing the zombie-esque… [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/112 "2007-10-31T17:24:54Z")
[QUOTE=Fetchund] This one is still in play, too… [/QUOTE] Chocolate Raaaaiiinn! (That’s not too far away from the original!) What does an apiphobic zombie do when he encounters a beehive? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/113 "2007-10-31T17:26:37Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] he Campaaaaaains What does the moon do to save zombies from werewolves? [/QUOTE] It waaaaaaanes. After the zombie-hunter shoots the mob, the still-animated zombie avoids the hunter by… ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/114 "2007-10-31T18:12:28Z")
[QUOTE=chaoticbear] Chocolate Raaaaiiinn! (That’s not too far away from the original!) What does an apiphobic zombie do when he encounters a beehive? [/QUOTE] He faiiiiiiinnnnts? Who is the favorite CSI of a Miami dwelling zombie? ---
**Author:** ![Cemetery\_Savior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Cemetery\_Savior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cemetery_Savior)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/115 "2007-10-31T18:55:23Z")
[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior] WAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNS In a zombie’s opinion, these ushers have the tastiest noggins… [/QUOTE] There’s still no AANNNNNSWWEEEERR (wow…that doesn’t work well on non-“ay” words)! -Cem ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/116 "2007-10-31T19:00:30Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Who is the favorite CSI of a Miami dwelling zombie? [/QUOTE] Heratio CAAIIIINNNEE No idea on the Usher one, **Cem**. ---
**Author:** ![Cemetery\_Savior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Cemetery\_Savior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cemetery_Savior)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/117 "2007-10-31T19:20:50Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Heratio CAAIIIINNNEE No idea on the Usher one, **Cem**. [/QUOTE] Andy FRAAAIIIIIINS! (hope I didn’t misremember that!) When a Zombie meets a ghost, the ghost will often rattle his… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/118 "2007-10-31T21:05:13Z")
Chaaaaaiiiiinnns A zombie who looks in the mirror all day is? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/119 "2007-10-31T21:16:21Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] He faiiiiiiinnnnts? [/QUOTE] I was thinking Runs awaaaaaaay, but that works too! [QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Chaaaaaiiiiinnns A zombie who looks in the mirror all day is? [/QUOTE] Vaaiiiiin. What do you call it when a zombie gets blood on his shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-gaaaame/424548/120 "2007-10-31T21:23:30Z")
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