# ZOMBIE PARTY at Kythereia's house!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234 "2010-09-18T23:45:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/1 "2010-09-18T23:45:35Z")

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Having foregone the backstory, this thread finds us in Kythereia’s living room where I have rather unceremoniousy just emptied a fifth each of Barcardi light and Bacardi dark into a large pitcher, I’ve also mixed in a proprietary measure of ammaretto, triplesec, grenadine and Bacardi 151 along with some fresh orange wheel slices.

Anyone got any OJ? I forgot the OJ.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/2 "2010-09-19T00:02:41Z")

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[We](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieMikeII.jpg) [had](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/BloodyJames.jpg) [a](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieJohn.jpg) [zombie](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/Bunchazombies.jpg) [party](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieSarah.jpg) [in](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/Izzyentersthepremises.jpg) [New](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieMike.jpg) [Orleans](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/Zombiegirls.jpg) [a couple](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieShelly.jpg) [of years](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/Zombiechicks.jpg) [ago](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/gianni_02/ZombieNola.jpg).

And yes, we made zombies. And were zombified. And then we went out to drink.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/3 "2010-09-19T00:29:06Z")

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I plan on bumping this thread in five years so we can have a real zombie party.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/4 "2010-09-19T01:14:13Z")

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I have beer. Does that help?

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/5 "2010-09-19T01:21:40Z")

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Zombies?, I’m in, I’ll bring the shotguns 🙂

[Ash] Come get some![/Ash]

Ain’t no freakin’ Zombies gonna feast on the braaaiiins of my Doper Brethren and Sistren…

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/6 "2010-09-19T17:55:31Z")

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Well MacTech, looks like you killed the frickin thread. But how shall we resurrect it?

It’s not exactly at the rotting decayed stage so we don’t need to call a cleric to cast a Raise Dead spell at it.

And 15 hours of inactivity over the weekend isn’t unreasonable so we could assume it wasn’t really dead, just dead-looking, so we could make it a voodoo zombie–it’ll act like it was resurrected but in reality it’s just on drugs.

On the other hand, I’ve had party threads (hell, even real parties) fizzle after a couple hours so maybe we could give it some Lovecraft injections (heh) and reanimate it. Of course if we did that, it’d be really hard to controll.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/7 "2010-09-19T19:47:12Z")

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I’m sorry I missed your party - I was out playing Settlers of Catan for nine hours. I’m looking at increasing my geek cred. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/8 "2010-09-19T20:15:01Z")

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I guess it was only _mostly_ dead then…

(goes through thread’s pockets, looking for spare change)

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/9 "2010-09-19T21:08:03Z")

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Guys, I just finished cleaning up the kitchen, come on.

_sighs, grabs shotgun and Louis’s peelz_

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/10 "2010-09-19T22:55:04Z")

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And I just moved to another city. _sigh_ I miss all the _good_ parties.

So I’ll just have to create one! If any of you guys happen to be [del]waylaid in[/del] passing through Bancroft, feel free to say hi!

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-party-at-kythereias-house/554234/11 "2010-09-20T16:31:54Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Guys, I just finished cleaning up the kitchen, come on.
> 
> _sighs, grabs shotgun and Louis’s peelz_

I hate cleaning . . . and vans . . . and helicopters (but not vests). (Also, I don’t hate that the second installment of The [Sacrifice](http://www.l4d.com/comic/)comic comes out tomorrow.)
