# Zombie presence in Austin, TX

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560 "2009-01-29T15:50:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/1 "2009-01-29T15:50:58Z")

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[Sometimes](http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies)I love vandals.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/2 "2009-01-29T16:12:29Z")

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Vandals, Zombies… Austin’s obviously quite the music town. Must be the time of the season.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/3 "2009-01-29T16:58:59Z")

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I think it would have been better if after “Zombies ahead” the sign read “Expect delays” instead of “Run.” A little more low-key approach.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/4 "2009-01-29T17:33:02Z")

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Those signs are a cinch to “hack”.

[http://www.i-hacked.com/content/view/274/48/](http://www.i-hacked.com/content/view/274/48/)

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/5 "2009-01-29T17:47:43Z")

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This has been a test of your Emergency Zombie Alert System. This was only a test. If this had been an actual zombie attack you would have been instructed where to hide in your area. This concludes this test of the Emergency Zombie Alert System.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/6 "2009-01-29T18:21:45Z")

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Would have had a lot more bang for the buck, and certainly more value, if the signs had been located near 10th and Colorado.

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/7 "2009-01-29T18:29:13Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Would have had a lot more bang for the buck, and certainly more value, if the signs had been located near 10th and Colorado.

You think there’s more zombies down there than on campus? Clearly you haven’t tried driving the Drag for a while.

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-presence-in-austin-tx/483560/8 "2009-01-29T20:50:16Z")

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This is why I love Austin.
