# Zombie Seuss **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043 "2015-02-18T22:44:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/1 "2015-02-18T22:44:38Z")
Dr. Seuss, who died in 1991, [has a new book coming out](http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/18/us/new-dr-seuss-book/index.html). > [@](#): > > Geisel’s widow, Audrey Geisel, found the manuscripts and illustrations in their La Jolla, California, home soon after her husband died. She set the materials aside, only to rediscover them in 2013 while cleaning out his office. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/2 "2015-02-19T00:43:46Z")
\*Would you read it in a basket? Would you read it in a casket? Would you read it in your bed? Would you read it if you’re dead? Would you read it to be brave? Would you read it from the grave?\* ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/3 "2015-02-19T01:05:17Z")
Not to be confused with the R-rated sequel, **What Kind of Pot Have You Got**? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/4 "2015-02-19T01:23:36Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > Not to be confused with the R-rated sequel, **What Kind of Pot Have You Got**? Or the ever-popular “Horton Hears a Hooker”. Why is it all the Robot Chicken takes in Seuss are now running through my brain? ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/5 "2015-02-19T02:27:09Z")
\*I wish we could do what they do in Katrife In Katrife they can waken the dead back to life! In Katrife, every year, on the day you have died They bring forth the dawn of a new undead tide When the Dead-day Zomb-Zomber hikes high up Mr. Zorn And let’s loose a big blast on the big Zombie Horn. And the voice of the horn calls out loud as it plays: “Wake Up! For today you’ll devour their brains!”\* Also hoping for more of the alphabet in _From Beyond Zebra_. ---
**Author:** ![May\_20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@May\_20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/May_20)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/6 "2015-02-19T03:32:07Z")
I’m a sentimental Seuss fan. I’ve loved Seuss since my childhood and loved sharing his books with my children. This is exciting news to me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/7 "2015-02-19T07:32:04Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Or the ever-popular “Horton Hears a Hooker”. > > Why is it all the Robot Chicken takes in Seuss are now running through my brain? I think you mean _Horton Hires a Ho_ I do not like green brains and ham ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/8 "2015-02-19T14:00:00Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Dr. Seuss, who died in 1991, [has a new book coming out](http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/18/us/new-dr-seuss-book/index.html). _The Cat in the Hat Comes Back…from the Grave!_ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-seuss/713043/9 "2015-02-19T15:22:27Z")
Now we know Yertles ultimate plan ------ AN ARMY OF UNDEAD FOLLOWERS!!!