# Zombie Strippers: The Movie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 23, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830 "2008-02-23T07:48:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/1 "2008-02-23T07:48:18Z")

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[No shit.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers)

> [@](#):
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> As a secret virus, capable of turning people into zombies, is released into a Nebraska strip club, the club strippers struggle whether to accept the trendy transformation.

Not much more to say about this, really. Oh yeah, [here’s the trailer.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38) (I gotta say that’s a good look for Robert Englund.)

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/2 "2008-02-23T09:03:29Z")

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Finally, a new Citizen Kane for our generation.

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**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/3 "2008-02-23T09:42:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
[No shit.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers)  
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Tall girl, isn’t she?

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/4 "2008-02-23T10:14:19Z")

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I like zombies and I like boobies. What’s not to like about this movie?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/5 "2008-02-23T10:17:44Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I like zombies and I like boobies. What’s not to like about this movie?  
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Much like kinky sex and combine harvesters are cool, it can become bad very quickly when they’re mixed.  
Then again, maybe it’ll be pure awesome.

I came across hardcore zombie porn once. I had to check it out. The girl was in green undead makeup and everything. Very odd.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/6 "2008-02-23T13:04:10Z")

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[QUOTE=SenorBeef]  
Finally, a new Citizen Kane for our generation.  
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\<Small Applause\> Very nice. \</Small Applause\> 🙂

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/7 "2008-02-23T13:34:13Z")

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[QUOTE=SenorBeef]

I came across hardcore zombie porn once. I had to check it out. The girl was in green undead makeup and everything. Very odd.  
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You mean like this?

> **[Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](https://photobucket.com)**
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> A private space for your group's photos and videos. Share, react, and relive moments together. Available on iOS, Android, and desktop. Free for new sign-ups.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/8 "2008-02-23T13:52:51Z")

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[QUOTE=brujaja]  
You mean like this?

> **[Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](https://photobucket.com)**
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> A private space for your group's photos and videos. Share, react, and relive moments together. Available on iOS, Android, and desktop. Free for new sign-ups.

:eek:  
[/QUOTE]  
Actually I believe I know what he was referring to.

I give you The Repenetrator!

http:// www. [repenetrator.com/](http://repenetrator.com/) (broken link)

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/9 "2008-02-23T15:31:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
(I gotta say that’s a good look for Robert Englund.)  
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Looks kind like Dr. Gene Scott.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/10 "2008-02-23T16:58:20Z")

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You know, I have absolutely **no** desire **whatsoever** to investigate **any** of these links.

None.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/11 "2008-02-23T17:02:45Z")

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And Jenna Jamison in a starring role. Can’t believe that wasn’t meantioned.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/12 "2008-02-23T19:39:26Z")

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I love this line from the Wikipedia article linked to in the OP:

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> It is based on the French existential Theatre of the Absurd play Rhinoceros by Eugene Ionesco.

Right. **Zombie Strippers** is based on thr Ionescu play. THAT’S how to make jighbrow entertainment acceptable to the Common Man – add zombies and boobies.

Next – Albert Camus’ “The Plague” – now with buboes AND boobies!

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/13 "2008-02-23T20:18:46Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Actually I believe I know what he was referring to.

I give you The Repenetrator!

http:// www. [repenetrator.com/](http://repenetrator.com/) (broken link)  
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That may have been it. If not, something similar.

For the record, I wasn’t looking for anything like that. But once I came across it I had to take a look.

I don’t know who the target audience is.

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-strippers-the-movie/438830/14 "2008-02-23T20:33:20Z")

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A movie with zombies and strippers is good.

A movie with vampires, lesbians, _and Jesus_, is [better.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/)
