# Zombie Survival Quiz

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897 "2008-08-05T08:29:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/81 "2008-08-23T00:34:06Z")

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Where’s my kukri ?

Damn, did I get drunk and give it to one of my brothers again ? I need to start ordering them by the bushel.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/82 "2008-08-23T02:45:41Z")

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[QUOTE=T. Slothrop]  
Where’s my kukri ?

Damn, did I get drunk and give it to one of my brothers again ? I need to start ordering them by the bushel.  
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It’s at the top of the stairs. I live in Vancouver now, it’s a direct flight, come visit.

That said, if you drop by without calling first, I suggest you yell ‘I’m your brother, I’m not a zombie!’ as you come in, unless you want me to “bring it to you”.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/83 "2008-08-23T14:35:54Z")

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If the Zombies ever gain the ability to form crude speech, such as “Not Zombie!”, then things will get very interesting.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/84 "2008-08-23T14:48:07Z")

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[QUOTE=control-z]  
If the Zombies ever gain the ability to form crude speech, such as “Not Zombie!”, then things will get very interesting.  
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In that case, you may want to call first.

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/85 "2008-08-23T15:03:45Z")

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Z+, and I take pride in my emotional numbness.

The background music for that quiz was the bestest!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-survival-quiz/458897/86 "2008-08-23T15:23:25Z")

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I got an “A” but in the partials there were several Fs.

I’m reasonably sure that I flunk any question related to firearms - but knowing how to make explosives has to be a big plus 🙂 And it didn’t even ask whether I can make them out of household items (yes I can).

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