# ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING: Bacon Salt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456 "2007-07-19T22:58:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/261 "2007-07-26T16:12:49Z")
I’ve seen quite a few potential scenarios from Cervaise lately that make me think it might be fun to poke around in his brain a little bit. Fun or scary. I’d better bring some Bacon Salt just in case. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/262 "2007-07-26T19:22:43Z")
My brain already tastes like bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/263 "2007-07-26T19:41:57Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] My brain already tastes like bacon. [/QUOTE] I have no doubt, but I wasn’t planning on eating your brain (eww), just playing with it a little. Although, now that you mention it I might have to give it a lick and see if it really does taste like bacon. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/264 "2007-07-26T20:22:14Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I’ve seen quite a few potential scenarios from Cervaise lately that make me think it might be fun to poke around in his brain a little bit. Fun or scary. I’d better bring some Bacon Salt just in case. [/QUOTE] Cervaise is a guy? Great, Just Great! We need gender identifiers on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/265 "2007-07-26T20:32:51Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] Cervaise is a guy? Great, Just Great! We need gender identifiers on this board. [/QUOTE] Perhaps you could suggest it to our [new corporate overlords.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=430096) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/266 "2007-07-26T20:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=devilsknew] Cervaise is a guy? Great, Just Great! We need gender identifiers on this board. [/QUOTE] Well, I just assumed, what with all the talk about blowjobs. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/267 "2007-07-26T21:00:47Z")
Yes, I’m a guy. I am also, from time to time, [black](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426277). I think I’m gay sometimes too, but I can’t find a link. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/268 "2007-07-27T01:47:57Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I think I’m gay sometimes too, but I can’t find a link. [/QUOTE] [Here’s one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8820355&postcount=267) ---
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/269 "2007-07-27T13:21:52Z")
Okay, in addition to the magic wonders of bacon salt itself, I just wanted to add while I’ve known my girlfriend for a little over 2 years now, I have _NEVER_ seen her laugh as hard as I have after I showed her this thread and watched her read through it. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/270 "2007-07-27T14:26:50Z")
[QUOTE=Pork Rind] That reminds me, I need to update my earthquake kit. [/QUOTE] Don’t forget your nuclear war end of the world kit. 'cos ya never know :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/271 "2007-07-27T14:36:26Z")
IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! ::runs off to find something to eat:: –FCOD ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/272 "2007-07-27T14:54:07Z")
I have pimped this to my friend. My bacon crazy friend. My bacon crazed friend who once was keeping a journal of which restaurants in the Sacramento area would consent to adding bacon to his milkshakes. My bacon crazed friend who (AFAIK) pioneered the “Bacon Mudslide” beverage, which is exactly what it sounds like. Bacon, ice, mudslide mix, blend. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/273 "2007-07-27T16:41:10Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I’ve seen quite a few potential scenarios from Cervaise lately that make me think it might be fun to poke around in his brain a little bit. [/QUOTE] Danger, Wile E Robinson, danger! That would require a DC25 sanity check. Seriously, I should know. I’m his brother. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/274 "2007-07-27T23:47:02Z")
Ok, the wife says I can order one jar. I know without asking that the smoked stuff isn’t what I’m looking for. So I have to decide between peppered and original. You lucky bastids that have gotten it already, what would you suggest? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/275 "2007-07-27T23:57:05Z")
Today I threepeated with my Bacon Salt. I put some of the peppered variety on my hashbrowns that I had for breakfast. At lunch, I put some of the hickory flavor on a hamburger. Tonight at dinner, it was regular on pizza. All were better because of it. Hmmm, now if I can find something for snack tonight, maybe some on a hot fudge sundae… ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/276 "2007-07-28T00:05:16Z")
Apparently you get it faster if you order the three pack because they are ready to go. I ordered three of the same flavor and I am still waiting. But they said I should have mine at the beginning of next week. I’m jealous of you guys who have sampled the bacony goodness already. ::: patiently waiting ::: ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/277 "2007-07-28T01:53:07Z")
I’m getting a 3-pack as a prezzie for my boyfriend. Nothing says love like surprise bacon salt! Thanks for the tip and reviews, everybacon- I mean every_body_. ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/278 "2007-07-28T19:07:57Z")
Dammit, Asimovian! I come back from a hiatus from Doperville and within ten minutes, you’ve got me spending money. I didn’t even read any reviews before I plonked down 17 bucks for the three-pack. I’m thinking it’ll be good on cottage cheese… ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/279 "2007-07-29T01:19:01Z")
[QUOTE=Kitchen Wench] Dammit, Asimovian! I come back from a hiatus from Doperville and within ten minutes, you’ve got me spending money. I didn’t even read any reviews before I plonked down 17 bucks for the three-pack. I’m thinking it’ll be good on cottage cheese… [/QUOTE] You’ll thank me and the rest of the gang later. 🙂 über-bacon ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/280 "2007-07-29T05:18:39Z")
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