# ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING:  Bacon Salt

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456 "2007-07-19T22:58:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/321 "2007-08-01T04:02:42Z")

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I got the email this morning that “J&D’s Down Home Enterprises used PayPal MultiOrder Shipping with U.S. Postal Service to create a shipping label for your package.”

Clicking on the delivery status link gets me the message “Status: Electronic Shipping Info Received”

Hopefully, I shall receive bacony goodness shortly.

_bacon bacon bacon bacon_

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**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/322 "2007-08-01T04:28:39Z")

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My order has been shipped! Less than 3 days to bacon-flavored everything!

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**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/323 "2007-08-01T04:35:46Z")

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As a long time Costco member, I thought it a good idea to suggest the Costco consider carring Bacon Salt products. I visited their web site w/ the idea of submitting that suggestion, but found it impossible to do so. I’m going to visit the customer service desk of my next shopping trip, to offer my suggestion. How about you?

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/324 "2007-08-01T04:42:32Z")

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bacon bacon bacon

I would buy bacon salt at Costco. Mm… giant containers of Dubble Bubble gum, new towels, a book, and bacon salt.

bacon bacon costco bacon

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/325 "2007-08-01T04:44:06Z")

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Add me to the list. I started following this thread about a week ago. I forced myself to wait until more reviews were posted, but I’ve gone to sleep thinking about Bacon Salt every night and thought about Bacon Salt every day. This evening, I saw the thread on the front page again and decided the time had come: a three-pack of Bacon Salt now sits somewhere in a warehouse destined for my tastebuds.

I don’t cook much, but I eat lunch at work every day, where we get a fixed-menu cafeteria-style meal. (I could eat out if I wanted to, but it is free, and I enjoy the camaraderie with my co-workers. And nothing _I_ make to bring would be any better.) It is usually pretty good, if bland and unexciting. I’ve kept a bottle of Tabasco in my desk since my second week, which helps a lot. I’m hoping Bacon Salt will do even more to elevate my lunches above mediocre. I’m sure it will. Heck, I might get a raise if I can bring myself to share.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/326 "2007-08-01T05:03:39Z")

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I’m going to order another 3-pack or two for school. We’ll see how it goes over in the faculty lunchroom.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/327 "2007-08-01T05:06:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
I got the email this morning that “J&D’s Down Home Enterprises used PayPal MultiOrder Shipping with U.S. Postal Service to create a shipping label for your package.”

Clicking on the delivery status link gets me the message “Status: Electronic Shipping Info Received”

Hopefully, I shall receive bacony goodness shortly.

_bacon bacon bacon bacon_  
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I got the same e mail on the 29th. Tonight it still says the same thing. 😕  
Where is my bacony goodnes?  
☹

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/328 "2007-08-01T05:34:33Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
You must try it on the garlic fries! That was my first thought when you started this thread.  
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I forgot to bring it. ☹

Fortunately, I get another shot on Thursday.

bacon Dodger bacon

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/329 "2007-08-01T05:45:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
I forgot to bring it. ☹  
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:eek: You are no longer the Bacon Pope!

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**Author:** ![Erati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8491ac/32.png) [@Erati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erati)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/330 "2007-08-01T06:31:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
… shot…

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Someone please try this stuff with Tequila and lime and report back!!!

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/331 "2007-08-01T06:55:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Erati]  
Someone please try this stuff with Tequila and lime and report back!!!  
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Oh man… wow. I’ll have to wait 3 weeks until I move and then order it.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/332 "2007-08-01T14:12:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Alan Smithee]  
I’ve gone to sleep thinking about Bacon Salt every night and thought about Bacon Salt every day.  
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But did you say your bacon prayers?

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/333 "2007-08-01T14:44:59Z")

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Hail bacon, full of grease, the lard is with thee! Tasty art thou amongst meats and tasty is the flavor of thy salt. Hickory bacon, savor of pig, fry for us eaters now and the hour of our breakfast.  
Amen.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/334 "2007-08-01T14:48:02Z")

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The Salt is my shepherd; I shall not want for Bacon. It maketh me drool over green vegetables; it leads me to the plate of potatoes; it restoreth my soul. It leads me in paths of deliciousness for its name is Bacon. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of bland, I fear no popcorn, for you are with me; your salt and your hickory smoke, they comfort me. Surely goodness and flavor shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in a giant pile of Bacon flavored everything, forever, amen.  
bacon

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/335 "2007-08-01T15:24:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
I got the same e mail on the 29th. Tonight it still says the same thing. 😕  
Where is my bacony goodnes?  
☹

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon  
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I also got that email on the 27th. My BaconSalt just came this morning. It is good. It is so good! I know what I’m making tonight. Mashed potatoes! With BaconSalt! Hooray!

I hope yours comes bacon–I mean soon. Bacon soon.

bacon

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/336 "2007-08-01T15:49:41Z")

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Having read this thread with mounting horror at the levels of sodium intake you people will surely be achieving any day now, I am emptying my bank account and investing in stock of all the major manufacturers of anti-hypertension medication.

And Bacon Salt, obviously.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/337 "2007-08-01T16:00:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
:eek: You are no longer the Bacon Pope!  
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OK, whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get too hasty, here. You just wait until I have **Alan Smithee** ’s and **Cervaise** ’s prayers translated for a Latin mass – then you’ll see who’s Pope!

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/338 "2007-08-01T17:33:28Z")

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Original flavor Bacon Salt in mac-n-cheese is soooooo freakin’ good. Ultimate comfort food.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/339 "2007-08-01T17:55:24Z")

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**The Bacon has landed!**

Must start planning a lunch with bacony goodness.

Bacon, bacon, bacon

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/340 "2007-08-01T17:58:33Z")

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Mine has arrived, too. So far, since it’s too early for lunch, I’ve only tried it on its own and on a Pringle. It’s _good_. I plan to put some in my split pea soup and sprinkled on the margarine of my grilled cheese sandwich.

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