# ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING:  Bacon Salt

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456 "2007-07-19T22:58:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/21 "2007-07-20T17:01:35Z")

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Oh. Oh my goodness.

I may have to reconsider my atheism, for this is strong proof for the existence of a loving God. 😃

When y’all get your orders, please, please bump this thread to report your tasting results. This seems almost too good to be true, and I need some firsthand reportage before I go and buy a hundred bottles of this stuff.

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**Author:** ![Dunawake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dunawake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunawake)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/22 "2007-07-20T17:05:38Z")

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:eek:

I just ordered the three-pack. I’m going to be eagerly sitting by my mailbox until it gets here. 😛

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/23 "2007-07-20T17:12:51Z")

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I think it’s safe to say that these two gentlemen are the greatest inventors of all time.

I prefer to add bacon to foods that would benefit from the addition of bacon. Since, however, there are times that it’s just not possible, I have purchased the “Hickory” version.

I wish I’d invented this!

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**Author:** ![samm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@samm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samm)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/24 "2007-07-20T17:14:38Z")

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I love bacon, and yet, I am vegetarian. This is the answer to all of my prayers! Thank you for finding this! I ordered the three-pack too!

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/25 "2007-07-20T17:25:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
I may be a Straight Dope member, but I simply don’t have the genius necessary to bring something like this to market. I thank my lucky stars that I’m smart enough to recognize _their_ genius in producing it!

I wonder if I can get a referral fee, though. 😃  
[/QUOTE]

Mark me down for one.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/26 "2007-07-20T17:43:25Z")

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Googling around, I see that somebody has discovered the Bacon Salt Bloody Mary.

I may not be able to wait for reviews from this thread’s buyers.

Be strong… Be strong…

bacon bacon bacon bacon

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**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/27 "2007-07-20T17:51:19Z")

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1 to 3 WEEKS?? DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Why don’t they have a express option?

–FCOD

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/28 "2007-07-20T17:51:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
I may not be able to wait for reviews from this thread’s buyers.  
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Why, friend, do you resist? Why not find out for yourself like the rest of us?

Joiiiiiiiin us…it’s bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/29 "2007-07-20T17:52:16Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
We demand it go on sale in the UK  
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Ooh, seconded! It’s bound to be unhealthy but I’d love to try it.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/30 "2007-07-20T18:02:59Z")

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Exactly why wasn’t this on the national news?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/31 "2007-07-20T18:03:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
Why, friend, do you resist? Why not find out for yourself like the rest of us?  
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I fear disappointment. It cannot _possibly_ be as good as it sounds. Can it?  
bacon bacon bacon

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/32 "2007-07-20T18:06:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
I fear disappointment. It cannot _possibly_ be as good as it sounds. Can it?  
bacon bacon bacon  
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It can, it must.

This could possibly be the greatest invention since the wheel or the BLT 😛

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/33 "2007-07-20T18:14:16Z")

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It’s zero calorie and vegetarian, too? This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Truly, I feel like the universe loves me today.

I think I need to get the sampler…

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/34 "2007-07-20T18:32:39Z")

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Got the sampler, but I didn’t know the shipping would take 1-3 weeks! Why do you mock me, oh Lord?! :eek:

When it arrives…yesss…bacon salted mashed potatoes, bacon salted cheese fries, bacon salted rice, bacon salted bacon…

Also, they have a recipe for bacon salted baked salmon that sounds tasty, I’ll definitely try that as well.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/35 "2007-07-20T18:38:44Z")

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ooooh,oooh just had a thought…Bacon salted bacon.

Twice the taste for half the fat

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**Author:** ![MTRG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@MTRG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTRG)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/36 "2007-07-20T18:45:51Z")

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Some bars offer free peanuts or popcorn.

Check out what my favorite bar gives away

[http://www.harrisgrill.com/specials.aspx](http://www.harrisgrill.com/specials.aspx)

mmmm, bacon

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/37 "2007-07-20T18:47:36Z")

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Oh my. A bacon salted tomato sandwich.

_salivates_

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mike\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Fun)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/38 "2007-07-20T18:54:09Z")

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Mmmm. Bacon Margaritas!

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> I love bacon, and yet, I am vegetarian.

Slight threadjack here - thinly sliced tofu fried in soy sauce or tamari makes a passable vegetarian bacon. Try it!

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/39 "2007-07-20T19:23:45Z")

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Count me in! Just ordered the 3-pack. If this stuff’s as awesome as I hope it will be, my vegetarian soul will weep with joy. Can’t wait to try it in my Bloody Mary!

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/40 "2007-07-20T19:44:23Z")

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[QUOTE=MTRG]  
Some bars offer free peanuts or popcorn.

Check out what my favorite bar gives away

[http://www.harrisgrill.com/specials.aspx](http://www.harrisgrill.com/specials.aspx)

mmmm, bacon  
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Harrisgrill sounds great but gives no indication of what city and state it’s in.  
Man, I could eat crispy bacon and drink cold beer 'till the arteries clog up again.  
Gotta have cheese fries with that too!!! 😃

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