# ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING: Bacon Salt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456 "2007-07-19T22:58:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/81 "2007-07-20T22:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Note to self: Develop Bacon Birth Control. [/QUOTE] Bacon flavored chewable pills. **Happy** , you’d be a billionaire. Especially if you could make the green ones chocolate flavored. Ooooh homemade bacon flavored soft pretzels! Holy crap, I’m gonna need a case of this stuff. I should probably tell everyone now that I’ll need bacon salt for Christmas, my birthday, and graduation. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/82 "2007-07-20T22:33:04Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Already did it. 😃 [/QUOTE] I beat you to it this morning, actually. 🙂 But there is so much more love in this thread for Bacon Salt now than there was earlier…hopefully they’ll peruse this over the weekend and bestow bacon gifts upon the SD masses. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/83 "2007-07-20T22:44:18Z")
[QUOTE=Queen Bruin] > [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Note to self: Develop Bacon Birth Control. Bacon flavored chewable pills. **Happy** , you’d be a billionaire. [/QUOTE] Billionaire, hell, he’d be unanimously voted World Emperor for Life. Seriously, the more I think about this, the closer I get to weeping with joy. Newest idea: mix bacon salt with maple syrup and pour over pancakes. cannot forget the _ **BACON** _ ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/84 "2007-07-20T22:46:34Z")
Bacon salt prawns. Bacon salt fried wontons. Bacon salt sausage gravy with bacon salt biscuits… (Calories: 0. Zip! Zilch! NADA! BACON!) ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/85 "2007-07-20T22:48:09Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Newest idea: mix bacon salt with maple syrup and pour over pancakes. [/QUOTE] Oooh…and I’m having some amazing pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. Why won’t the bacon salt get here sooner??? ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/86 "2007-07-20T22:49:50Z")
I just bulletined it on MySpace. I demand universal availability of BaconSalt at every store on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/87 "2007-07-20T22:57:02Z")
Oh baby…_so_ ordered me some of that. I think I’ll try it on [a cake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=315108) first. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingCowOfDoom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyingcowofdoom/32/21776_2.png) [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/88 "2007-07-20T22:57:17Z")
BACON! BACON BACON! Bacon bacon bacon bacon. I don’t think I’m going to make 1-3 weeks. I don’t see how it’s possible. BACON!!! –FCOD ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/89 "2007-07-20T23:11:09Z")
Vegetarian. Bacon. Goodness. Oh, this is a lovely day indeed. My omnivorous husband and I (vegetarian) are both thrilled. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/90 "2007-07-20T23:12:00Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] I think I’ll try it on [a cake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=315108) first. [/QUOTE] From a throwaway mention in that thread, how about corn bread with bacon salt? Or would that be too much? Too much… _ **BACON?** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/91 "2007-07-20T23:12:41Z")
[QUOTE=oft wears hats] So yeah. Buy a lot of BaconSalt. Justin and Dave demand it, for they are our overlords now. And soon shall come a prosperous time, where bacony sodium shall be had by all, wars and famine shall cease, and peace and joy shall be everlasting. [/QUOTE] That’s a decent justification. And I’m not married, so pawning my wife’s engagement ring isn’t an issue… I’ll think about it. Oh, and bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/92 "2007-07-20T23:30:18Z")
Oh God. The word bacon. I’ve seen it too many times. I neeeeeed BACON SALT! Why must I live down here, in the arse-end of the world. Where my bacon-salt needs shall not be met due to geographical inconvenience?! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/93 "2007-07-20T23:41:06Z")
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo] Why must I live down here, in the arse-end of the world. Where my bacon-salt needs shall not be met due to geographical inconvenience?! [/QUOTE] If they’ll ship to Sweden, I’m pretty sure they’ll ship to South of Playford. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/94 "2007-07-20T23:41:51Z")
Their sale page says that [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) will eventually be selling the bacony-salty goodness! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/95 "2007-07-20T23:54:02Z")
Well, my Christmas shopping is done now. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/96 "2007-07-21T00:00:44Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Well, my Christmas shopping is done now. [/QUOTE] You know you’re supposed to buy things for other people too, right? ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/97 "2007-07-21T00:41:22Z")
I think I OD’d. Go easy, boys. Go easy. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/98 "2007-07-21T00:44:34Z")
I must say, that after seeing this thread and the associated brilliant, genius, divine product, I passed the url around to workmates and friends who all uttered words such as “Brilliant!” “Genius!” & “Divine!”, and immediately started placing orders. I have a [metric assload of beef](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429041&highlight=beef+recipes) to bbq this summer, and the mere thought of a bacon-flavored London Broil just curls my toes and earlobes. ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/99 "2007-07-21T01:15:12Z")
I am now $45 poorer, but **bacon bacon bacon bacon** salt richer! (Some people I know are gonna be _really_ happy at XMas) ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456/100 "2007-07-21T01:15:59Z")
Color this vegetarian impressed. Also, I think that “Bacon Salt” is going to become the next SDMB meme. ETA: yummy, chewy, smoky BACON! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombie-threadspotting-bacon-salt/412456.md?page=6)