# Zombieland - Walkin' dead spoilers!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 2, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382 "2009-10-02T19:06:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/81 "2009-10-11T23:53:32Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> Rule 42; **Don’t Discard Your Weapon** , just because you’ve run out of ammo in your primary weapon, it’s not completely useless, you _can_ reload the weapon, or scavenge ammo, if your primary weapon is an impact/bludgeon/cutting/slicing/stabbing weapon, there is _no_ reason to discard it unless it breaks

I think it’s mainly in line with Tallahassee’s attitude though. He wants to have fun, and that means not repeating himself.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/82 "2009-10-12T00:00:52Z")

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Also, that would be rule 33 if I recall correctly.

Unless you feel that singular rule is also the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else in between as well.

But now we’re getting closer to Rule 34…

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/83 "2009-10-12T03:53:13Z")

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Watched it today with my son, before shambling our way to the Zombie Walk in Monroeville.

Great movie, excellent popcorn fodder!

There were, of course, some “suspension of disbelief” issues, such as the metnioned electricity, but overall, I loved it.

Also, I don’t think it’s fair to compare this, which is more of a Zom-Com-Adventure movie than a Zom-Rom-Com, to the also excellent Shaun of the Dead.

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/84 "2009-10-12T05:51:06Z")

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Saw it yesterday and laughed my ass off! Yeah, yeah, lots of it didn’t make any sense - electricity, infinite ammo, relative sparsity of actual zombies - but hell, it was a comedy, and a good one, so all is forgiven. I’d only seen the trailer, no other promo stuff, so taglines didn’t bother me at all. Also, the fact that it started out a little more jumpy (albeit still funny) and then mellowed out in the middle sort of eased me into it being more comedy than zombie movie, so I was used to it by the time they got to BM.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/85 "2009-10-12T07:19:10Z")

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When BM turns up, Tallahassee says “Six people left in the world; one of 'em is Bill fucking Murry!”

Did I miss a mention of a sixth person? I’m shit at maths, but only counted five in total.

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**Author:** ![Haunted](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/898d66/32.png) [@Haunted](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/86 "2009-10-12T11:21:20Z")

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> When BM turns up, Tallahassee says “Six people left in the world; one of 'em is Bill fucking Murry!”
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> Did I miss a mention of a sixth person? I’m shit at maths, but only counted five in total.

I noticed that, too. Maybe it was a joke; maybe Tallahassee is shit at maths, too. He’s a zombie killing machine but he’s not the sharpest axe in the shed.

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**Author:** ![lokij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/87 "2009-10-12T16:06:46Z")

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> [@Kal](#):
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> When BM turns up, Tallahassee says “Six people left in the world; one of 'em is Bill fucking Murry!”
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> Did I miss a mention of a sixth person? I’m shit at maths, but only counted five in total.

The only thing I can think of is that he was counting the imaginary “Beverly Hills” that Columbus said he had sex with in back of a Fedex truck.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/88 "2009-10-25T04:46:49Z")

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Just saw it. Very fun. I knew Bill Murray wasn’t going to make it, or he would have taken over the whole movie. Tag line did not bother me. Awseome soundtrack, very cool gunfights, a couple of things struck me as unrealistic, but who cares?

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/89 "2009-10-25T06:00:34Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Awseome soundtrack, very cool gunfights, a couple of things struck me as unrealistic, but who cares?

I’m more surprised that some parts struck you as being realistic? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/90 "2009-10-25T09:13:55Z")

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Finally saw this, and really loved it,much better than I was expecting. It was really more of a post apocalyptic road trip movie than a zombie flick, but I liked it better for that. I had to roll my eyes at Bill sneaking up on Columbus, very dumb move, and I’m glad they followed through with the obvious consequences. It kind of harked back to the girl’s first scam on the boys - it would have been very easy for the little girl to have gotten shot before the other one got a chance to steal the gun. I missed the origin of the place names - was it where they were from or where they were going? In either case, why didn’t the two girls have the same name?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/91 "2009-10-25T14:49:38Z")

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We too finally saw it yesterday. Laughed our asses off. My wife is a lot more understanding of my gun collection now! 😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/92 "2009-10-25T14:56:27Z")

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> [@Red\_Barchetta](#):
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> I’m more surprised that some parts struck you as being realistic? :dubious:

You know, I’m honestly not sure what I meant when I wrote that.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/93 "2009-10-25T15:00:17Z")

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The only thing that took me out of the movie and made me wince was the two of them drinking Latour from the bottle! I know it was in character, but there are some things you just shouldn’t joke about!

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/94 "2009-10-25T16:40:58Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> The only thing that took me out of the movie and made me wince was the two of them drinking Latour from the bottle! I know it was in character, but there are some things you just shouldn’t joke about!

Cecil Terwilliger: Now make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rauzan-Segla.

Sideshow Bob: I’ve been in prison, Cecil. I’ll be happy just as long as it doesn’t taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

Cecil Terwilliger: That would be the Latour, then.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/95 "2009-10-25T17:03:07Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> You know, I’m honestly not sure what I meant when I wrote that.

Haha, no worries. It was worth it for making me laugh out loud with this line 🙂

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/96 "2009-10-25T20:51:49Z")

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I got a chance to see it a few days ago and really enjoyed it. I thought Florida was gonna bite it though. I’ve already suggested it to a number of people, which I don’t normally do.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/97 "2009-10-26T13:49:18Z")

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One other thing I noticed: Tallahassee handed Wichita an unloaded shotgun when she was going to “kill” her sister. He opened the weapon to check the loads, and both primers were dimpled. He would have noticed that, and never would have let Wichita get the drop on him like she did.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/98 "2009-10-26T14:47:07Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I had to roll my eyes at Bill sneaking up on Columbus, very dumb move…

Recall, however, that they had just gotten high.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/99 "2009-10-26T15:22:54Z")

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> [@Haunted](#):
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> I noticed that, too. Maybe it was a joke; maybe Tallahassee is shit at maths, too. He’s a zombie killing machine but he’s not the sharpest axe in the shed.

Or maybe during the several months of criss-crossing the country, exhibiting behavior where he is wary of strangers instead of absolutely elated to see them, that he’s seen other people out there, but has chosen not to hang out with them, and thus “six friggin’ people!” was merely hyperbole.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombieland-walkin-dead-spoilers/512382/100 "2009-10-28T19:44:37Z")

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bill murray rocks!

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