# Zombies suxk **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835 "2001-08-24T02:38:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/21 "2001-08-24T12:25:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pessor \* > \*\*cake thread was better! \*\* Oh I have to disagree. bouv here has taken a strong stand against the zombified undead, a controversy that has long been overlooked by the major media. We all know the evils of cake; its scrumptious morsels of lovely flakiness entice you into eating far too much. But food has always been a hot topic. But the undead? No, Dan Rather just doesn’t have the stomach for it. So let us, the intellectual elite of the world, take a look at this question. We shall pull no punches and make no sacrifices of the truth even to spare the sensibilities of the PC crowd. The truth is zombies are inferior. Sure they can dance, but when it comes to fulfilling a mission they can only follow simple commands and still have a habit of being distracted, wandering off, and devouring the neighbors. And their constant need to be feed brains can cause horrible logistical problems as well. My last attempt at world conquest was foiled when my entire zombie army starved to death as I tried to move them through Washington DC. Now I only use ghouls, formed from my own kindred blood, as undead servants. Sure I keep a few zombies in the basement in case a large breasted peasant girl should wander by (the problem with the modern age is that there aren’t enough large breasted peasant girls) but that’s for entertainment purposes only. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/22 "2001-08-24T12:56:28Z")
It’s my understanding that the correct term now is _Necro-American_. Much more PC. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/23 "2001-08-24T13:08:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \* > \*\*It’s my understanding that the correct term now is _Necro-American_. Much more PC. \*\* No, the _Necro-American_ is a paperback edition of the _Necronomicon_, but with a Red , White and Blue cover on it. Also, dumbed down to the reading level of the typical, non-SDMB American High School graduate. So, the pages are blank. :wally ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/24 "2001-08-24T13:10:40Z")
Hey, some of my best friends are zombies. I mean, I don’t want them living in _my_ neighborhood, but as long as they know their place and don’t eat the brains of those _I_ love, well, I guess I don’t begrudge them their place. “Metabolically-challeneged” - that’s a good one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/25 "2001-08-24T13:12:27Z")
I’m sending Reg Shoe over to your house. Have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/26 "2001-08-24T13:21:11Z")
Bart:“Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders” Homer:“He was a zombie?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/27 "2001-08-24T13:28:54Z")
Just wanted to say: _They’re coming for you Barbara._ ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/28 "2001-08-24T13:41:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kylen \* > \*\*Yah, there was this time when Me, Shaggy, Scoob and the gang were all hanging out at the soda shop when this Zombie busted in all, like, “brains” and stuff. So Shaggy was like “yoiks” and Scooby was hanging from the chandelier. I managed to head-fake the zombie by chucking that mangey Scrappy in his direction, and then Daphne (hmmm… Daphne) had this net and… well, to make a long story short it was Mr. Whittacker, the school janitor in a costume. But I still hate zombies. \*\* . . .And I’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids! \ Zappo ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombies-suxk/77835/29 "2001-08-24T14:46:55Z")
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