# Zombipocalypse test- with poll!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombipocalypse-test-with-poll/592592>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 13, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombipocalypse-test-with-poll/592592 "2011-08-13T18:09:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombipocalypse-test-with-poll/592592/101 "2011-08-18T08:45:21Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> **EvilTOJ** , nothing beats the boyfriend’s coworker, who has a room in his house stockpiled with 6 months of people and dog food (and other supplies), with a daily written breakdown of meals to ensure that the rations last as long as possible. ZA day, he’s first against the wall so we can lay claim to the fruits of his labor. 😉

I have all that too. You know what else I have?

Firearms. Lots and lots of firearms. 😃 I bet he does too, for all those “Well when the zombies come, we’re coming to YOUR house!!” types.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombipocalypse-test-with-poll/592592/102 "2011-08-18T13:26:04Z")

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%86.697247706422!

the basement - i took the pipe - need quiet not more zombies.

My first thought was to stand at the base of the stairs with the gun and shoot as the come down and put the pipe accross the bottem of the stairs - try an trip the gits - - retreating as needed and when the ammo is done - use the gun as a club. but then i thought - noise.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zombipocalypse-test-with-poll/592592/103 "2011-08-18T13:33:13Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Don’t worry, that won’t happen unless you’re the last human alive and have the library all to yourself.

Listen to Burges…

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