# Zonkey or a deebra?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917 "2005-05-01T02:22:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/1 "2005-05-01T02:22:48Z")

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You see, the Christian Right knew this would happen once the “homer-sexuals” started fighting for the right to marry. Now the animal kingdom is getting into the act.

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> ST. THOMAS, Barbados - It’s male. But what is it? A zonkey? A deebra? That’s the debate in Barbados since a zebra gave birth to a foal sired by a donkey.

[Full story here.](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7677651/)

What’s next? Cat and dogs living together in communes having orgies every night?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/2 "2005-05-01T02:29:17Z")

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I vote for Zonky.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/3 "2005-05-01T02:35:50Z")

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Definitely Zonky. It’s just so zany.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/4 "2005-05-01T02:40:47Z")

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> [@Amp](#):
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> What’s next?

[Breathless in Anticipation]  
Ligers.  
[/BiA]

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/5 "2005-05-01T02:42:42Z")

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Don’t get me started on Ligers.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/6 "2005-05-01T03:00:30Z")

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By coincidence, I just found [this](http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=138480) . Link may not be work safe.

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/7 "2005-05-01T04:06:31Z")

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I’d call it sterile.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/8 "2005-05-01T04:26:24Z")

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Why, some of my best friends are Zonkeys.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/9 "2005-05-01T23:20:53Z")

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> [@Amp](#):
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> Don’t get me started on Ligers.

The liger already exists. And there was a wholphin (whale+dolphin) last month.

So I say cats and dogs is next. Should it be a cog or a dat?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/10 "2005-05-02T00:03:42Z")

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Isn’t there a naming convention already?  
Ligers = male lion x female tiger  
Tigon = male tiger x female lion

So  
Zonkey = male zebra x female donkey  
debra = male donkey x female zebra

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/11 "2005-05-02T00:50:48Z")

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A foal was born last year in California to a female zebra who had been impregnated by a jackass. The offspring was called a [zonkey](http://www.nbc10.com/news/3450567/detail.html), so that term seems applicable in the Barbados case as well. Had the sire been a zebra and the dam a jenny (female donkey), the foal would have been a [zedonk.](http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/zedonk) Also, any zebra-donkey offspring can be termed a [zebrass.](http://members.aol.com/jshartwell/hybrid-mammals.html) At least that’s one version of the truth – various sites define these terms in various ways, and introduce other linguistic hybrids to the mix.

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/12 "2005-05-02T01:21:49Z")

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I call it cute. Lookit his little fuzzy head!

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zonkey-or-a-deebra/301917/13 "2005-05-02T02:42:43Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> A foal was born last year in California to a female zebra who had been impregnated by a jackass.

Yeah, well I know a lot of males in California who… oh never mind.
