# ZPG Zealot:  A troll too far

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 14, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621 "2011-01-14T17:55:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/421 "2011-01-18T14:43:15Z")

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Just want to add I do see that there may be room for prejudice against the culture. I did live in europe for a few years and did see the separation of the Roma culture. It just isn’t that prevalent here for most to form an opinion.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/422 "2011-01-18T15:01:53Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Obviously I understand there are cultural differences. But that does not equal race. Its the OP who keeps bringing up white people and seems to not understand that white does not equal WASP. I find it funny because I have never seen anyone who doesn’t consider roma as caucasion. We are talking about texas and america. Most people will have no idea what roma is and would need a class on why they should be prejudiced.

**ZPG Zealot** also refers to any white person who doesn’t agree with her as a narrow minded WASP. She could probably come across a group of hillbillies, a group of Catholic schoolgirls, and a group of Jews, and refer to them all as WASPs.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/423 "2011-01-18T15:13:56Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Well, technically it’s not a **false** accusation since apparently he can’t legally consent in their state. Unfortunately, neither could the GF, so I have no idea what might happen in that case.

[According to **Bricker** , nothing.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13366840&postcount=172)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/424 "2011-01-18T15:16:04Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> **ZPG Zealot** also refers to any white person who doesn’t agree with her as a narrow minded WASP. She could probably come across a group of hillbillies, a group of Catholic schoolgirls, and a group of Jews, and refer to them all as WASPs.

Which I find funny to pull around here. I’ve always found the dope to be a very diverse place. Unless you are all a bunch of sneaky WASPs and.you’ve lied to me.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/425 "2011-01-18T15:19:34Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> [According to **Bricker** , nothing.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13366840&postcount=172)

I tend to agree with him but I won’t say with 100% certainty because its not my state and I’m pretty sure there are pieces missing from the story.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/426 "2011-01-18T15:24:27Z")

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Oy gevalt, I just read the nephew thread. Maybe ZPG Zealot should just take the Der Trihs route and record nephew & girlfriend every time they have sex, so that when girlfriend cries RAPE!!! on nephew’s 17th birthday she can whip out the tapes as evidence.

I wonder how ZPG Zealot feels about (ominous chord) fist bumps?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/427 "2011-01-18T15:29:05Z")

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Agreed, **Loach**. Plus considering her statements about supposedly destroying his cell phone over pics, I’m worried whether such a complaint might result in no action over the sexual activity but child porn charges over some nekkid pics that either might have taken of themselves and forwarded to the other.

I know I’ve read stories about teens getting busted for “child porn” even when the pic is of their BF/GF/their own self, but hell if I’m going to Google that subject on my workplace’s network.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/428 "2011-01-18T15:33:08Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> **ZPG Zealot** also refers to any white person who doesn’t agree with her as a narrow minded WASP. She could probably come across a group of hillbillies, a group of Catholic schoolgirls, and a group of Jews, and refer to them all as WASPs.

I think La Avispa Latina would be an awesome name for a female wrestler. Comes with its own motif for the uniform, too!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/429 "2011-01-18T15:35:36Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> Oy gevalt, I just read the nephew thread. Maybe ZPG Zealot should just take the Der Trihs route and record nephew & girlfriend every time they have sex, so that when girlfriend cries RAPE!!! on nephew’s 17th birthday she can whip out the tapes as evidence.
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> I wonder how ZPG Zealot feels about (ominous chord) fist bumps?

Assault and Battery.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/430 "2011-01-18T19:18:48Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Assault and Battery.

And, of course, the group hug is a gang rape…

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**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/431 "2011-01-18T19:54:54Z")

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You know, I really was willing to believe she was just nuts, but then I realized she was calling Texas the Old South.

Anyone with a vague understanding of southern culture would know that Texas is sure as fuck not “the Old South.” The Old South consists of: Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. In contrast, there’s the Deep South: Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia and Mississippi. There are a lot of “southern” states that don’t count as either, and they know it.

Now, people in Texas can call themselves southern. People in Florida do, too. But they ain’t the Deep South and they ain’t the Old South and if you know what the South is, you know that. This would be akin to someone living in New Mexico and describing herself as a west coaster.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/432 "2011-01-18T20:04:09Z")

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> [@Peeta\_Mellark](#):
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> You know, I really was willing to believe she was just nuts, but then I realized she was calling Texas the Old South.
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> Anyone with a vague understanding of southern culture would know that Texas is sure as fuck not “the Old South.” The Old South consists of: Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. In contrast, there’s the Deep South: Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia and Mississippi. There are a lot of “southern” states that don’t count as either, and they know it.
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> Now, people in Texas can call themselves southern. People in Florida do, too. But they ain’t the Deep South and they ain’t the Old South and if you know what the South is, you know that. This would be akin to someone living in New Mexico and describing herself as a west coaster.

Yeah Texas is Texas. Has its own unique culture for want of a better term.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/433 "2011-01-18T20:20:34Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> Oy gevalt, I just read the nephew thread. Maybe ZPG Zealot should just take the Der Trihs route and record nephew & girlfriend every time they have sex, so that when girlfriend cries RAPE!!! on nephew’s 17th birthday she can whip out the tapes as evidence.
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> I wonder how ZPG Zealot feels about (ominous chord) fist bumps?

_ **ugly ripe tomato** _, eh? Would you happen to be a \<squints suspiciously\> roma tomato??!

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/434 "2011-01-18T20:51:02Z")

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good one 😃

Heck no, I’m nothin’ but a WASP tomato, me. We’re not allowed to grow in the same garden as the romas or they go plum crazy 🆒

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/435 "2011-01-18T21:12:52Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> good one 😃
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> Heck no, I’m nothin’ but a WASP tomato, me. We’re not allowed to grow in the same garden as the romas or they go plum crazy 🆒

I saw that.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/436 "2011-01-18T21:23:35Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> _ **ugly ripe tomato** _, eh? Would you happen to be a \<squints suspiciously\> roma tomato??!

Oh, my God, I almost fell out of my chair. 😛

**ZPG Z.** is nuts - legit nuts, to quote a Get Fuzzy comic from a while ago that I’m not finding online now to link to, sorry - but if it weren’t for the occasional loon this place would be boring as hell.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/437 "2011-01-19T01:17:47Z")

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Too bad the other thread was closed. Actual information was being passed along. OK so it was being ignored but still. Ok yeah it was a trainwreck. Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/438 "2011-01-19T17:09:57Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> OK so it was being ignored but still.

Yep, like this:

> [@ZPG Zealot](#):
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> THE BOY IS 16 YEARS OLD ANY PENETRATIVE SEXUAL ACTIVITY HE HAS IS ILLEGAL.

Which has already shown to be untrue under Texas statute.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/439 "2011-01-19T17:31:52Z")

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> [@acsenray](#):
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> Yep, like this:
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> Which has already shown to be untrue under Texas statute.

Exactly what I was thinking about. It seemed to me the state was being withheld just because the actual law would be cited and her version of what the lawyer supposedly said would fall apart.

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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zpg-zealot-a-troll-too-far/567621/440 "2011-01-19T18:33:49Z")

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> [@Peeta\_Mellark](#):
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> Now, people in Texas can call themselves southern. People in Florida do, too. But they ain’t the Deep South and they ain’t the Old South and if you know what the South is, you know that. This would be akin to someone living in New Mexico and describing herself as a west coaster.

Hey now. North Florida is certainly the deep south. That being said, Chicago ain’t.

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