# Zubeidat Tsarnaeva-Anyone else think she's a hottie? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 28, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909 "2013-04-28T14:37:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/1 "2013-04-28T14:37:11Z")
I think Zubeidat Tsarnaeva is one hot babe. Not joking, in the least. She does have some bags under her eyes, apparently when she’s not well rested, and there are some scary pictures of her, but, I think, overall, she’s smoking hot. She used to be uberhot in her younger pics, but, she ain’t bad now. Not bad at all. Says me. Anyone else agree? Disagree? ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/2 "2013-04-28T14:42:34Z")
Disagree. [![](https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/alternates/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva.jpg) ](https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/alternates/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva.jpg) However in this photo (assuming it is her) she looks decent. [![](https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/alternates/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva.jpg) ](https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/alternates/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva.jpg) No wonder so many Islamists hate us. We are talking about the fuckability of a terrorists mom. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/3 "2013-04-28T14:44:52Z")
> [@wesley clark](#): > > disagree. > > [http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/alternates/s615b/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg](http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/alternates/s615b/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg) > > however in this photo (assuming it is her) she looks decent. > > [http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/alternates/s615/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg](http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/alternates/s615/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg) > > no wonder so many islamists hate us. We are talking about the fuckability of a terrorists mom. TMILF a ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/4 "2013-04-28T14:56:33Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Disagree. > > [http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg](http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg) > > However in this photo (assuming it is her) she looks decent. > > [http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg](http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg) > > No wonder so many Islamists hate us. We are talking about the fuckability of a terrorists mom. No, my friend, we’re not talking about the fuckability of a terrorists mom…we’re talking about bridging the gap of time and past differences, of pouring water onto a desert…of sharing love in a time of sorrow, of healing and of binding wounds, with…love! I love you, my fair, Zubeidat. Come with me, and we shall have our own Paradise! BTW, why should an Islamist hate us for talking about whether or not one is a milf…does the Quran forbid same? I think not! ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/5 "2013-04-28T14:58:17Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > TMILF a Took me a while to figure out what the T stood for. OK, I’m better now… ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/6 "2013-04-28T15:01:18Z")
Oh, and to be real, I don’t mean she’s flashy hot…I mean she’s the more sedate kind of hot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/7 "2013-04-28T15:38:54Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > I think Zubeidat Tsarnaeva is one hot babe. Not joking, in the least. > > She does have some bags under her eyes, apparently when she’s not well rested, and there are some scary pictures of her, but, I think, overall, she’s smoking hot. She used to be uberhot in her younger pics, but, she ain’t bad now. Not bad at all. Says me. > > Anyone else agree? Disagree? It might help of you shared the pics you are using to make your judgement. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/8 "2013-04-28T15:41:43Z")
Nyet. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/9 "2013-04-28T15:54:12Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > It might help of you shared the pics you are using to make your judgement. Point well taken. > **[Redirect Notice](https://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&sa=N&rlz=1T4NDKB_enUS530US530&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=868&tbm=isch&tbnid=UnZwS4wQCb-mkM:&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.wtsp.com%2Fnews%2Fnational%2Farticle%2F313021%2F81%2FAmericans-love-a-show-says-bomb-suspects-mother&docid=4sKSavq_W67QuM&imgurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.wtsp.com%2Fimages%2F640%2F360%2F2%2Fassetpool%2Fimages%2F130424011016_Zubeidat-Tsarnaev.jpg&w=640&h=360&ei=VkR9UcS8EoLs2wWSm4DwAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=1492&page=1&tbnh=168&tbnw=300&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0&tx=165&ty=105&ved=1t:3588,r:8,s:0,i:120)** > **[Redirect Notice](https://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&sa=N&rlz=1T4NDKB_enUS530US530&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=868&tbm=isch&tbnid=3zg68mC1WYvd9M:&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2312767%2FParents-Boston-bombers-claim-FBI-called-eldest-son-accuse-attack-responded-Thats-problem.html&docid=IOJb7DSLc7g9PM&imgurl=http:%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F04%2F21%2Farticle-2312534-1967D1F1000005DC-914_634x502.jpg&w=634&h=502&ei=VkR9UcS8EoLs2wWSm4DwAg&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:34,s:0,i:231&iact=rc&dur=379&page=2&tbnh=186&tbnw=234&start=19&ndsp=24&tx=109&ty=74)** > **['It wasn't blood... it was PAINT': Boston bombers' defiant mother launches...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314663/Boston-bombers-crazed-mother-Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-says-marathon-carnage-play-paint-instead-blood.html)** > > Zubeidat Tsarnaeva was on the verge of hysteria when she told a press conference that she does not accept that her sons carried out the attacks in Boston on April 15 which left three people dead and 264 injured. > **[Redirect Notice](https://www.google.com/imgres?start=216&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1T4NDKB_enUS530US530&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=868&tbm=isch&tbnid=mtm3xkc2Tb4mlM:&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Famenbovillage.com%2Fabroad-boston-suspects-mother-doubts-bombing-claims%2F&docid=4vYbs12dRzbi7M&imgurl=http:%2F%2Famenbovillage.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Fht_zubeidat_tsarnaeva_jt_130420_wg.jpg&w=640&h=360&ei=BEV9Ub_YO4jU2AWB_4GoBQ&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:20,s:200,i:83&iact=rc&dur=432&page=10&tbnh=168&tbnw=288&ndsp=26&tx=109&ty=134)** I’m going to call these representative, because, like I said, the bags under her eyes often disappear, and I attribute it to sleeplessness, just based on experience with my friends. Point being, the ragged look isn’t her, IMHO. Also, of course, the youngest picture (#2?) is old, but I think it may put her in context, not trying to be crafty. The very last link was taken…I don’t know when. It looks like it could be early to mid-thirties, but, it may be very recent. Of course, there are some really scary pics of her, but, on viewing the videos, they seem to be the one shot that makes her look scary, etc… To be honest, in some she looks like a witch, but, video-wise, which I call realistic, she ain’t nothin’ bad. I say ‘smoldering’. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/10 "2013-04-28T16:52:20Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Disagree. > > [http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg](http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843598.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843598.jpg) > > However in this photo (assuming it is her) she looks decent. > > [http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg](http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1843600.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Zubeidat-Tsarnaeva-1843600.jpg) > > No wonder so many Islamists hate us. We are talking about the fuckability of a terrorists mom. is that any worse than a culture which blames women for the inability of men to control themselves, requiring said women to dress a certain way so as not to “tempt” men? both are sexist but one is (IMO) way more oppressive than the other. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/11 "2013-04-28T17:00:55Z")
I think she da’ bomb! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/12 "2013-04-28T17:07:40Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I think she da’ bomb! She’s certainly better than those dolls you blow up. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/13 "2013-04-28T17:16:27Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > is that any worse than a culture which blames women for the inability of men to control themselves, requiring said women to dress a certain way so as not to “tempt” men? both are sexist but one is (IMO) way more oppressive than the other. What makes you think **handsomeharry** is not the type of person who blames women for the inability of men to control themselves? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/14 "2013-04-28T17:20:45Z")
> [@colander](#): > > What makes you think **handsomeharry** is not the type of person who blames women for the inability of men to control themselves? whether he does or not is irrelevant; I was responding to **Wesley Clark** ’s comment that this is why “Islamists” hate us. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/15 "2013-04-28T17:22:58Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > whether he does or not is irrelevant; I was responding to **Wesley Clark** ’s comment that this is why “Islamists” hate us. What makes you think all “Islamists” make their women wear burqas? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/16 "2013-04-28T18:37:20Z")
Actually, I think her husband is hot . . . but in a very creepy way. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/17 "2013-04-28T18:40:13Z")
I’d like to apologize to everyone, everywhere for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/18 "2013-04-28T19:10:49Z")
no, no. this thread is a great idea! let’s all share our feelings about the sexual hotness of various alleged terrorists and terrorist sympathizers. here, I’ll start it up! [tamerlan tsarnaev](https://www.google.com/search?q=tamerlan+tsarnaev&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=UnB9UZLnBKn5iwL_6ICIDA&biw=1280&bih=596&sei=oHB9UaHsL6friQL5joHADQ). he thought he was such hot shit in his boxing gloves, but just look at those fatty abs and that chubby squirrel face. probably smell like dinty moore beef stew. yep, it is a good thing he is dead now because I sure wouldn’t want to do the nasty with his chunky ass! **4/10** [dzokhar tsarnaev](https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=RVD&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=dzokhar+tsarnaev&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45645796,d.cGE&biw=1280&bih=596&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=3XF9UZzIFeb-iwKD1ICwDg). mmmm mmm, now we talking, girlfriends! his delicate features and tender fluffy hair draw your thoughts to what kind of lush foliage grows on the slopes of the caucasus… if you know what i mean and i think you do!!! i’d love to stuff him into my duct-taped sealed pressure cooker and let things heat up to an explosive climax! **9.5/10** and guys, i’ma give you a confidential national security tipoff about osama bin laden: [that beard](https://www.google.com/search?q=osama+bin+laden%27s+beard&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=U3N9UcPvOce5igLEtYHADw&biw=1280&bih=596&sei=VnN9UfrgOqr8igKS24HYAQ#um=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=osama+bin+laden&oq=osama+bin+laden&gs_l=img.3..0l10.7207.7207.0.7898.1.1.0.0.0.0.165.165.0j1.1.0...0.0...1c.1.11.img.ty8Ykpm7mgg&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45645796,d.cGE&fp=a37098d0e32774ec&biw=1280&bih=596) look like it would have felt _fantastic_ on my clitty. **10/10** ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/19 "2013-04-28T21:05:57Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > I’d like to apologize to everyone, everywhere for this thread. Why? Because you… Dislike Islamic people? Islamic women? Despise male appreciation of women? Think that you have the right to apologize a thread of which you are no part? Because you crave attention, and think the field is ripe on this thread, and people will give you attention because it is in reference to a woman who is in an extremely difficult spot, and you can use her pain to draw attention to yourself with some hijacking (no pun intended)? Think anybody cares that you can be so rude about something in which you have no part? Reported to mods. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909/20 "2013-04-28T21:11:13Z")
> [@colander](#): > > no, no. this thread is a great idea! let’s all share our feelings about the sexual hotness of various alleged terrorists and terrorist sympathizers…_ad nauseum_… on my clitty. **10/10** If you think this thread is a great idea, and why shouldn’t you, I’m sure you have a life, and have better things to do than shit on some thread that doesn’t concern you, then start your own. It is about the mother, not your clitty. Reported. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/zubeidat-tsarnaeva-anyone-else-think-shes-a-hottie/656909.md?page=2)