Bailey's Irish Cream substitute

Here, use my recipe:

2 egg yolks

1 pint heavy cream (could use half and half if you’re a candy ass)

1 can sweetened condensed milk

1 tsp. vanilla

1 tsp. instant coffee dissolved in 1 Tbs. water

2 Tbs. chocolate syrup

6 - 8 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey (6 makes it smooth, 8 kicks you in the ass - your choice) or Bushmills

Makes just over 1 liter.

Pour into bottles and refrigerate.

Shake before serving.