Stuck in a hotel room in Atlanta, on a rainy night

[diku]

Bah. Well, I guess it's time to start drinking. Man, I wish I was back in Nashville.

[Green Bean]

Here are some jokes to cheer you up:

Why did the oyster refuse to give up his pearl?
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He was shellfish



Did you hear what happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
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He drowned in his teepee.



If you're American when you're going into the bathroom, and you're American when you're leaving the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
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European

[Lsura]

It's not raining in my part of Atlanta.

But I don't think you want to hear my opinion of Nashville...I was there a year. Don't like it here either, moving on in August.

[11811]

Diku, I had a whole week like that in Wildwood, NJ, preseason.

You have my sympathy.