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Old 03-29-2002, 07:45 PM
KarmaComa KarmaComa is offline
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Circle Jerk!?

From the school-blowjob thread in THE PIT:
Originally posted by grienspace
With regard to the pre-pubescent boys labwork in aid of their sex education, I think they're moving too fast. You gota crawl before you walk. They'll probably be desensitized by the experience, and never bother to participate in the customary but less exciting circle jerk when they're a little older.
OK, now I understand the concept of a 'circle jerk', and it seems to be believed to be fairly common... in fact I was at a lecture with Sue Johanson and she made some comment like 'Oh, come one guys, we all know you do this!'.

I have never heard of this happening, aside from slanderous stories about the high school rowing team and their games of 'crackers'.

Is the circle jerk actually a common rite of passage?
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Old 03-29-2002, 08:05 PM
Shagnasty Shagnasty is offline
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Yes, I think it is. I participated in several although I was strongly in the stroke your own camp. Our high school football team had a true circle jerk ( you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours before most games. I saw displays of it a couple of times. Cum to think of it, maybe that is why they won the 1A state championship two years in a row.
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Old 03-29-2002, 08:41 PM
Rysdad Rysdad is offline
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This was recently discussed.

I've never even heard of one, much less participated.
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Old 03-29-2002, 09:42 PM
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the legend is called Soggy SAO here in Australia..
Originally posted by SCSimmons
I have heard that excessive masturbation can affect your typpppping sk*io(@#*sSi
Take THAT Macarena!
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Old 03-29-2002, 11:41 PM
Solomon7t Solomon7t is offline
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omg, thats sick. Ive never heard of anyone actually doing a circle jerk before. I thought that was just a sick joke or somthing. Thats disgusting.
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