TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE “F” WORD
WAS APPROPRIATE
10. “What the fuck was that?”-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
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“Where did all those fucking Indians come from?”- Custer, 1877
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“Any fucking idiot could understand that.”-Einstein, 1938
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“It does so fucking look like her!”-Picasso, 1926
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“How the fuck did you work that out?”-Pythagoras, 126 BC
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“You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?”-Michelangelo, 1566
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“Where the fuck are we?”-Amelia Earhart, 1937
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“Scattered fucking showers…My ass!”-Noah, 4314 BC
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“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!”-JFK, 1963
And,…drum roll…
- "Aw c’mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? – Bill Clinton, 1997.
“Hey, I fuckin’ PAID for those!” - Winona Ryder, 2002
“Get that fuckin’ thing outta my ASS!” -George W. Bush, 2002
“What the fuck, the ship’s unsinkable!” -Captain Smith of the Titanic
“We’re sorry, now give us back our fuckin’ spy plane!” - USA to China, 2001
“Fuck the home-made Bonsai topiary Thanksgiving table centerpieces…SELL!!!” - Martha Stewart, 2002
“I hope the fuckhead doesn’t wake up” Dick Cheney, June 29, 2002.
What the fuck is wrong with those cows??? - England
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And a big hearty FUCK you to the uncreative few who refuse to participate in this fuckalicious folly.
Wow, that falling star is fucking bright! - Yucatan, 65,000,000 BC
“Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.”- Catherine the Great 1796
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“Fuckin’ Jews” - Adolf Hitler
“We’re fucked!” - Osama Bin Laden
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“Fuck Pears!” -National Apple society
Dieter
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“I will kill my parents!” - Fuk Eue
Dieter
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“Son, put down that fucking knife” - Mr and Mrs Eue
“What the fuck are you staring at?” -Gonzo
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17
“I didn’t fucking kill the bitch!!” OJ
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" Pretty soon we’re going to install windows into your brains… Then we’ll fucling see whose company is being split!!" Bill Gates
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“MUST FUCKING KILL BITCH!!” -“Son of Sam”
“The fucking British are coming!” - Paul Revere