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Old 01-27-2003, 03:04 PM
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Stuff you can never buy enough of...

Every time I shop, I'm convinced we're out of the good tissues (puffs plus, btw) and I'll buy another box.

Weird compulsion, have about 15 boxes now in the linen closet. I'm running out of room for the towels!!


Do you have things that you are compelled to buy, that you don't really need??
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:08 PM
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Lately it's toothbrushes. The brand I like has been 2-for-1, so I'll pick up a couple of packages if I think about it. It's not like they'll go bad or anything...
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:14 PM
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You can never buy enough toilet paper. There should be a closet or cabinet devoted to nothing but toilet paper. There should be at least two unopened packs of toilet paper in all bathrooms at all times. There should always be one roll of tp on the tp dispenser and a spare sitting on the back of the toilet in each bathroom at all times. The tp should also be two ply.

Why no, I am not obsessed with the idea that I might run out of toilet paper. Whatever gave you that idea?
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:35 PM
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AMEN on the toilet paper.

And in this household, I seem to forever be buying Gatorade. I just can't fill the cabinet with enough! And considering I'm not drinking any of it, it appears I live with a Gatorade lush.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:37 PM
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Diet Coke!

and Chedder Cheese.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:42 PM
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swampbear, you & my Mom are from the same school of thought.

I was talking to her the other day on the phone and I mentioned that I needed to go to the store - she asked what for & I told her I was out of TP. She was flabbergasted that any child of hers didn't have at least 24 rolls in the house at all times. (I am single with no kids - not like I need a huge TP Reserve). Anyway, to humor her (mostly), I bought the huge Family Pack.

She OTOH, always has about 72 rolls or more in the house.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:45 PM
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I'd say pop in general. For a long time I thought I was overstocked on Coke, and I could never pass up the sales at the supermarket even if I knew I already had six or seven twelve-packs back home. I realized that after deciding to let my overstock deplete I'd buy some. Unfortunately for the past two weeks they haven't had Coca-Cola products on sale, just Pepsi products, which I don't mind, but would rather have Coke (just my preference, not trying to start a cola war here.) Now I am out and I will need to find another store that has a good buy on it.

As a bachelor who can't cook, I'd also have to say that I can never have enough cans of soup, ravioli, chili, etc. in the cupboard.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:52 PM
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Shoes! It's not like I ever run out out, but come on, Shoes!

Beer! I always seem to run out. Or at least run low on some whacky Belgian Trappist beer. To run out completely would be a crime against Bacchus
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:48 PM
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Diet Coke. I'm right there with ya on that one, GaryM.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:50 PM
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Trident Bubblegum flavoured gum.

And pretty panties.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:59 PM
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Sweetened Condensed Milk.


Mmmmmm.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:11 PM
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Im a secret hoarder Fairychatmom style (i.e. I keep finding it 2 for 1) of....

...Herbal Essences Shampoo.

Which, according to my girlfriend, is just plain wrong for a man to be doing.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:28 PM
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Coffee (dh)
Dr. Pepper (me)

Death to any child who dares drink the last can/glass of Dr. Pepper at night, forcing me to get behind the wheel of a car at the buttcrack of dawn to get more. It's gotten so ugly that my kids warn their friends not to drink any Dr. Pepper while visiting here, so as not to rattle my cage.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:28 PM
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Jell-O and root beer.

What?
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:53 PM
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Lipstick. I only wear it about once a week, when I think of it and I'm feeling glamorous, but if I see some on sale, or a new display, or a coupon for it, I always end up buying it. I have more lipstick in my medicine cabinet than anyone should...and most of it's only been worn once.

I still have a weird compulsion to buy more of the stuff.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:58 PM
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String cheese. Yum.
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Old 01-27-2003, 07:54 PM
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Shoes
Lipgloss/lipstick
Clothes
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Old 01-27-2003, 09:29 PM
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For myself it has to be pens. Red or blue, ball point or jelly. I just don't care. I will buy them even though I have four at home with the exact same shade of purple ink. They just look so damn cool.

For the roommate it has to be coats. When we go to the laundymat, there will be at least 6 coats or jackets there to be washed. He gave me a heavy jean jacket for Xmas a few years ago, and gets mad at me for not wearing it. At which time I remind him, that they're his obsession, not mine.

Our kitchen has at least 6 different flavors of tea. Not including the 3 different brands of black/peoke teas, and 2 different versions of green.
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Old 01-27-2003, 09:44 PM
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I keep buying bleach, chipotle chiles, and sweetened condensed milk lately. Just convinced I'm out, or need some for a recipe, and so now I have a life time supply of the most unlikely stuff.
BERNSE might be willing to help me out with the sweetened condensed milk, though. Was it you cut their tongue on a lid?
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Old 01-27-2003, 09:50 PM
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Nail polish!

I had to buy a little rectangular plastic basket and then tell myself firmly that the rule is that I can't have more nail polish than I can fit into the basket. Otherwise, I end up with so much that I can't get more than two uses out of each bottle before they start turning gunky.
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:06 PM
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Umm.. Sobe. Power flavored. I can't buy enough of the stuff, I'll buy 6 and be done with them in a night. Same for 10 or 12... They're so damn good.


It's an addiction.
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:13 PM
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Kleenex--it's all over the house (I mean, inside the house )
Ketchup
Soy sauce
ice cream
pretzels
crackers
toothbrushes, toothpaste and dental floss
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:19 PM
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Puffs Plus
Toilet paper - 2 ply and soft of course
Diet pepsi twist - Rico is in the doghouse even as we speak since he forgot to stop off and buy some more on the way home from work tonight
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:45 PM
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Sour gummy worms and sherbet.

*drools*
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:56 PM
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- Handbags.

- Toilet paper and Kleenex.

- Black high-heeled knee and ankle boots.

- Estee Lauder gold compacts.

- Meat products.

- Jewelry.

- Cheap bourbon and wine.

- Candles and tea lights.
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Old 01-27-2003, 11:06 PM
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Pepsi. No matter how much I already have. I even keep a spare 12-pack at work.

Lays potato chips. I guess I should buy stock in Pepsico.

Rhinoceros repellent. Easier to repel those things than drive out an infestation, I always say.
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Old 01-28-2003, 12:38 AM
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Ammo.
There's no such thing as too much ammo.

Well, maybe if it bottoms out your truck's suspension.
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Old 01-28-2003, 02:25 AM
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Pickles!
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Old 01-28-2003, 04:26 AM
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Art Supplies!
I'm a junkie for quality illustration board.
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Old 01-29-2003, 10:04 PM
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Guitars and Star Wars toys
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Old 01-29-2003, 10:09 PM
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Pens and those "Bottle Caps" candies. I don't know why it is that I need to buy pens, kinda a wierd compulsion I guess.

The Bottle Caps are great. I love 'em.
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Old 01-30-2003, 05:23 AM
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Diet Coke. I love the stuff, but it really bothers me to pay more than 99 cents for a 2-liter bottle.

How much I stock up depends on how good the sale is. If it's 89 cents, I'll get a month's worth. (And no, I'm not telling how much that is, since I don't want to admit how much I'm addicted to the stuff.) If it's 79 cents, maybe 2 months worth. And once a year or so, it goes down to 69 cents and I'll buy as much as I can drink before the expiration date on the bottles.
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Old 01-30-2003, 06:25 AM
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Condiments. Mustard mostly.

I've got 2 Ed McCaffrey(*)'s Dijon, Ed McCaffrey's Honey Mustard, Grey Poupon, Guildens, French's, Hot Chinese mustard, mustard with whole mustard seeds innit.

It's pretty sad when you don't have any food, but the fridge is still full.

* = Local Denver Bronco who branched out into food...
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Old 01-30-2003, 06:42 AM
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Mt. Dew. I've only found 3 other people who's soda intake, if left unchecked, rivals mine.

I will pound my way through 2-4 2 liters a day. Easy.

And if I have a fresh bag of ice, forget it. I'm pretty much drinking soda all day long, non-stop.
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Old 01-30-2003, 08:02 AM
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I'm deathly afraid of fire. And my two room apartment has over 100 candles in it.
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Old 01-30-2003, 08:25 AM
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For some reason I can never remember whether I have chili powder when I'm making chili con carne for dinner. Mr. Tupug is the same way with paprika when he makes his famous drummettes. Needless to say, my spice rack overfloweth with those two spices. On purpose I buy ketchup every week since the Prince of Tires eats it on everything. Then there's Spicey V-8 in the big bottles. I always clear off the shelf when I see it as it's a daily staple of my diet. Don't want to be caught without.
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Old 01-30-2003, 08:45 AM
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I go through stages. Sometimes it's toilet paper, sometimes shampoo, diet coke, whatever.

Lately it's been, oddly enough, rice. I always get some kind of rice when I'm at the grocery. We eat a lot of it, and I'm always convinced we can use a little more. Funny that this thread should come up because I was looking inthe pantry this morning and thinking to myself, "Man, we've got enough rice to feed an army."

The only consistent thing on my list is Hairbo Gold Bears, which are my personal crack.
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Old 01-30-2003, 10:30 AM
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Ham radios, old ones with lots of big power sucking vacuum tubes! Basement full, den full, wife wont let em in the dining room, not quite sure why .
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Old 01-30-2003, 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadBaby:
I keep buying bleach, chipotle chiles, and sweetened condensed milk lately. Just convinced I'm out, or need some for a recipe, and so now I have a life time supply of the most unlikely stuff.
Mental note:
Politely refuse ALL invitations to dinner at BadBaby's house.

Tapioca Dextrin I'm with ya on the beer. Run out of beer? Unthinkable! I may have nightmares about this.
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Old 01-30-2003, 03:29 PM
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Butter and bread.

I use a lot of butter in my cooking and for some reason I just can't stand the thought of not having bread in the house.
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Old 01-30-2003, 03:54 PM
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Socks. Pens. Notebooks (I hardly even use them for anything). Socks. More socks. Can't have too many socks! I was actually going to get some today, but the roads were icy this morning and I haven't got the energy now.
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Old 01-31-2003, 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Kalashnikov
Ammo.
There's no such thing as too much ammo.

Well, maybe if it bottoms out your truck's suspension.
I believe the official term for the situation above is, "Close, but not quite enough. Two or three more trips should do it."
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Old 01-31-2003, 04:16 PM
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I'm really bad about getting Cream of Mushroom and Cream of Chicken soup while I'm at the store. I get it every time I'm there, and I get a lot of it. Then the one time I'm at the store and I say to myself "I don't need any. I have plenty." I get home and we are out.

I also seem to do this with macaroni noodles, lasagna noodles, campanelle noodles, and spaghetti/linguine noodles. I buy tons of that stuff.

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Old 01-31-2003, 06:50 PM
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Astroglide.

YMMV, but I need at least 3 bottles to get me through the rest of my sexually-active years. So I have much more than I need. Just in case they stop making it. Or it has an expiration date. Or I get really kinky.
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Old 01-31-2003, 07:30 PM
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Repeats from other posters
- butter (I ran out once....OH the agony! Never again......)
-tea (so many flavors, so little time)
-shoes (I have 7 pairs of clogs, at least that many sandals)
-chips (potato, tortilla, bagel)

Others
-chocolate chips
-zippered, hooded sweaters (seems like every shirt I buy lately falls into this category)
-perfume
-vodka ("Honey, do we need to buy vodka?" "Why not?")
-batteries
-wrapping paper

On the other hand, I have received so much lotion/body wash/shower gel as gifts that I need never buy another Bath & Body Works item again in my lifetime.
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Old 01-31-2003, 07:42 PM
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Iced tea. I lived on that stuff when I was in Canada. Regina water is nasty. Now I imbibe every so often. Ahhh memories...


Also, bread.
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Old 01-31-2003, 08:39 PM
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On the other hand, I have received so much lotion/body wash/shower gel as gifts that I need never buy another Bath & Body Works item again in my lifetime.
Oh you are SO right!! I tend to recycle most B&BW products that I get for christmas into birthday gifts for others through out the year!!
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Old 01-31-2003, 08:52 PM
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But Swampbear, chipotle chiles in condensed sweetened milk are so nummy! And you know everything would be super spiffy clean... So we dine at 8, yes?
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