Go on. Betcha can’t guess my first name. Ok, maybe you can, it’s pretty common. First one in with it wins…something. I dunno, a pat on the back, or whatever.
Yes, I’m bored…shut up. 
Can I buy an “a” please, Pat ?
Quincy? well, it starts with a Q
hmmm, no, not common enough
John?
no, you said pretty common, not that common
Dakota?
no, you’re probably older than 5 years old
George
and tht’s my final answer!
Obviously, I’m working on the assumption that you’re a boy-doper. I know, pretty dumb to make assumptions, but, heck, I had to start somewhere!
Hmmm…yes, there is an A, donkeyoatey.
Nice try, it’sjustme…thank you so much for playing however. When come back, win pie.
is that you Billy?
No, I am not a goat or a former President’s brother.
Alex?
MMMMMMMMMM, pie!
Now that I won pie, I want try for more pie.
Andy?
MMMMMMMMM, pie!
I did not say A was the first letter, now did I?
Pie for both of you…
In the face.
Alexander
Richard
Jonothan(or it’s variants)
Bill
Jack
Tom
Brian
William
?
Your sig is correct. You, however, are not. Lovely parting gifts await you.
Matthew?
Andy?
No and no. Advancing multiple answers in a single post shall henceforth be punishable by forty lashes with a slightly damp noodle at noon on a thursday in a month containing an R.
Frank?
Mannie?
Mario?
Gaylord?
Sam?
Brant?
Garrett?
Sean?
That’s all for now…
Oh, and I like my pasta al dente, please.
More pie?
No. Clearly you enjoy pie too much. And at the sponsor’s discretion we have substituted noodle-lashing with fragmentary-grenade-swallowing. Enjoy!
Stan?
I cheated - I looked at your email address. I’m surprised it hasn’t been guessed yet.
Ollie olly oxen free?
Micheal?
Ricardo?
Fabio?
Jake?