First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW
first name:
A-Stinky B-Lumping C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Booger M-Pinky N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel U-Dorky V-Squeezit W-Oprah X-Skipper Y-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa
Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine your NEW last name:
A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle
I-Cottie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger P-Hamster Q-Toad
R-Gizzard S-Pizza T- Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla
Z-Stinker
Mine is lovely… just call me Snotty Liver
pluto
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Doofus Diaper.
Now that went well, didn’t it?
but… if I use CanadianSue its Buttercup Pizza 
Crusty Burger
I will never look at Burger King or McDs the same again!
Hmmmmm. Mine is Squeezit Girdle. I can do with the Squeezit part but I’m not so sure about the Girdle.
Anyone want to Squeezit?
ROFLMAO…if you use my shortened name Liz I am:
Booger Burger
Now I am scarred for life
Don’t squeeze the Charmin…
Lumpin Monkey… wow… i had no idea…
Falafel? What constellation is that?
Are you using the Persian sky charts?
Snotty Hamster?
Eww. There goes my pet idea…
Suo_Na
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Buttercup Gizzard or Snotty Rhino.
I was kind of hoping it would be Buttercup Tofu. Although if I used my husband’s last name it would be Buttercup Banana. He’s Doofus Banana.
I’m rambling.
Gidget pizza…isn’t that illegal?
Maybe THATS what I should “name my dog”. And you guys wanted “Chase”, and “Pudding”. HA!
Lumping Pizza checking in.
Cheeseball Waffle… I think there’s to much fat in this…
err…Stinky Toilet. Thats a little unfortunate.
Ugh – Dinky Toilet
Geez, Sue where’d you come up with the chart and are you gonna pay for the therapy?
Falafel Liver
Eh, I’ve been called worse.
Loopy Waffle
Hey Girlbysea I guess that makes us sisters 
Hi there! Buttercup Pizza, nice ta meetcha!
If I’d hyphenated when I got married, I’d be Buttercup Liver-Pizza.
Gidget Waffle.
I think I’ll get into programming right away.