In the spirit of your porn star name …
I’m Gidget Bubblebuns…my mom will be proud
Bored with the name your parents chose for you? On the other hand,just bored at work? Then try this out and create a new identity!
The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyants”, by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names*
Use the first letter of your name to determine your NEW first name:
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> >> > > > A = Stinky
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> >> > > > B = Lumpy
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> >> > > > C = Buttercup
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> >> > > > D = Gidget
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> >> > > > E = Crusty
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> >> > > > F = Greasy
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> >> > > > G = Fluffy
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> >> > > > H = Cheeseball
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> >> > > > I = Chim-Chim
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> >> > > > J = Poopsie
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> >> > > > K = Flunky
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> >> > > > L = Booger
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> >> > > > M = Pinky
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> >> > > > N = Zippy
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> >> > > > O = Goober
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> >> > > > P = Doofus
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> >> > > > Q = Slimy
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> >> > > > R = Loopy
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> >> > > > S = Snotty
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> >> > > > T = Falafel
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> >> > > > U = Dorkey
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> >> > > > V = Squeezit
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> >> > > > W = Oprah
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> >> > > > X = Skipper
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> >> > > > Y = Dinky
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> >> > > > Z = Zsa-Zsa
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Use the FIRST letter of your surname to determine the first half of your NEW surname:
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> >> > > > A = Diaper
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> >> > > > B = Toilet
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> >> > > > C = Giggle
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> >> > > > D = Bubble
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> >> > > > E = Girdle
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> >> > > > F = Barf
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> >> > > > G = Lizard
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> >> > > > H = Waffle
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> >> > > > I = Cootie
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> >> > > > J = Monkey
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> >> > > > K = Potty
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> >> > > > L = Liver
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> >> > > > M = Banana
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> >> > > > N = Rhino
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> >> > > > O = Burger
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> >> > > > P = Hamster
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> >> > > > Q = Toad
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> >> > > > R = Gizzard
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> >> > > > S = Pizza
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> >> > > > T = Gerbil
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> >> > > > U = Chicken
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> >> > > > V = Pickle
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> >> > > > W = Chuckle
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> >> > > > X = Tofu
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> >> > > > Y = Gorilla
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> >> > > > Z = Stinker
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Use the LAST letter of your surname to determine the second half of your NEW surname:
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> >> > > > A = head
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> >> > > > B = mouth
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> >> > > > C = face
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> >> > > > D = nose
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> >> > > > E = tush
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> >> > > > F = breath
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> >> > > > G = pants
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> >> > > > H = shorts
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> >> > > > I = lips
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> >> > > > J = honker
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> >> > > > K = butt
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> >> > > > L = brain
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> >> > > > M = tushie
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> >> > > > N = chunks
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> >> > > > O = hiney
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> >> > > > P = biscuits
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> >> > > > Q = ties
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> >> > > > R = buns
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> >> > > > S = fanny
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> >> > > > T = sniffer
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> >> > > > U = sprinkles
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> >> > > > V = kisser
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> >> > > > W = squirt
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> >> > > > X = humperdinck
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> >> > > > Y = brains
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- > >> > > > Z = juice