New Name Game (Long)

In the spirit of your porn star name

I’m Gidget Bubblebuns…my mom will be proud

Bored with the name your parents chose for you? On the other hand,just bored at work? Then try this out and create a new identity!

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyants”, by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names*

Use the first letter of your name to determine your NEW first name:

  • > >> > > > A = Stinky

  • > >> > > > B = Lumpy

  • > >> > > > C = Buttercup

  • > >> > > > D = Gidget

  • > >> > > > E = Crusty

  • > >> > > > F = Greasy

  • > >> > > > G = Fluffy

  • > >> > > > H = Cheeseball

  • > >> > > > I = Chim-Chim

  • > >> > > > J = Poopsie

  • > >> > > > K = Flunky

  • > >> > > > L = Booger

  • > >> > > > M = Pinky

  • > >> > > > N = Zippy

  • > >> > > > O = Goober

  • > >> > > > P = Doofus

  • > >> > > > Q = Slimy

  • > >> > > > R = Loopy

  • > >> > > > S = Snotty

  • > >> > > > T = Falafel

  • > >> > > > U = Dorkey

  • > >> > > > V = Squeezit

  • > >> > > > W = Oprah

  • > >> > > > X = Skipper

  • > >> > > > Y = Dinky

  • > >> > > > Z = Zsa-Zsa

  • Use the FIRST letter of your surname to determine the first half of your NEW surname:

  • > >> > > > A = Diaper

  • > >> > > > B = Toilet

  • > >> > > > C = Giggle

  • > >> > > > D = Bubble

  • > >> > > > E = Girdle

  • > >> > > > F = Barf

  • > >> > > > G = Lizard

  • > >> > > > H = Waffle

  • > >> > > > I = Cootie

  • > >> > > > J = Monkey

  • > >> > > > K = Potty

  • > >> > > > L = Liver

  • > >> > > > M = Banana

  • > >> > > > N = Rhino

  • > >> > > > O = Burger

  • > >> > > > P = Hamster

  • > >> > > > Q = Toad

  • > >> > > > R = Gizzard

  • > >> > > > S = Pizza

  • > >> > > > T = Gerbil

  • > >> > > > U = Chicken

  • > >> > > > V = Pickle

  • > >> > > > W = Chuckle

  • > >> > > > X = Tofu

  • > >> > > > Y = Gorilla

  • > >> > > > Z = Stinker

  • Use the LAST letter of your surname to determine the second half of your NEW surname:

  • > >> > > > A = head

  • > >> > > > B = mouth

  • > >> > > > C = face

  • > >> > > > D = nose

  • > >> > > > E = tush

  • > >> > > > F = breath

  • > >> > > > G = pants

  • > >> > > > H = shorts

  • > >> > > > I = lips

  • > >> > > > J = honker

  • > >> > > > K = butt

  • > >> > > > L = brain

  • > >> > > > M = tushie

  • > >> > > > N = chunks

  • > >> > > > O = hiney

  • > >> > > > P = biscuits

  • > >> > > > Q = ties

  • > >> > > > R = buns

  • > >> > > > S = fanny

  • > >> > > > T = sniffer

  • > >> > > > U = sprinkles

  • > >> > > > V = kisser

  • > >> > > > W = squirt

  • > >> > > > X = humperdinck

  • > >> > > > Y = brains


beagledave

  • > >> > > > Z = juice

Poopsie ToiletBuns. Man, I’m laughing my buns off :rolleyes:

Lumpy Bubblebrains, at your service.

Call me Lumpy Wafflechunks.

Falafel Gizzardbuns, pleased ta meetcha.

Snotty BananaFanny

Thats pretty funny, but then again I’m easily amused. :smiley:

Otherwise known as Stinky Pizzasniffer.

Yeah, it’s news to me, too.

Ugh. I’m Crusty Lizardbuns.

Mr Snotty Pizzachunks Esq.

Oops! That was supposed to be my name. Sorry Sealemon

Flunky BananaBrains, on the case.

Buttercup Pizzapants, feeling good.

Hmm, “Poopsie Giggletush”. I like it. I can almost hear my students referring to me as “Mr. Giggletush”.

Poopsie Barfbrains, at your service.

Toiletnose, Buttercup Toiletnose.

Not quite the same ring. :slight_smile:

Lumpy Burgerbrain


Yer pal,
Satan

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, two days, 12 hours, 40 minutes and 13 seconds.
1301 cigarettes not smoked, saving $162.64.
Life saved: 4 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes.

Doofus Bubblechunks. Swell.

Geeeze…

Lumpy Gigglebrains

I’m Pinky Pottytush

Snotty ChuckleBuns, present and sober.