New Name Game (Long)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In the spirit of your porn star name …

I’m Gidget Bubblebuns…my mom will be proud

Bored with the name your parents chose for you? On the other hand,just bored at work? Then try this out and create a new identity!

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyants”, by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names*

Use the first letter of your name to determine your NEW first name:

  • > >> > > > A = Stinky

  • > >> > > > B = Lumpy

  • > >> > > > C = Buttercup

  • > >> > > > D = Gidget

  • > >> > > > E = Crusty

  • > >> > > > F = Greasy

  • > >> > > > G = Fluffy

  • > >> > > > H = Cheeseball

  • > >> > > > I = Chim-Chim

  • > >> > > > J = Poopsie

  • > >> > > > K = Flunky

  • > >> > > > L = Booger

  • > >> > > > M = Pinky

  • > >> > > > N = Zippy

  • > >> > > > O = Goober

  • > >> > > > P = Doofus

  • > >> > > > Q = Slimy

  • > >> > > > R = Loopy

  • > >> > > > S = Snotty

  • > >> > > > T = Falafel

  • > >> > > > U = Dorkey

  • > >> > > > V = Squeezit

  • > >> > > > W = Oprah

  • > >> > > > X = Skipper

  • > >> > > > Y = Dinky

  • > >> > > > Z = Zsa-Zsa

  • Use the FIRST letter of your surname to determine the first half of your NEW surname:

  • > >> > > > A = Diaper

  • > >> > > > B = Toilet

  • > >> > > > C = Giggle

  • > >> > > > D = Bubble

  • > >> > > > E = Girdle

  • > >> > > > F = Barf

  • > >> > > > G = Lizard

  • > >> > > > H = Waffle

  • > >> > > > I = Cootie

  • > >> > > > J = Monkey

  • > >> > > > K = Potty

  • > >> > > > L = Liver

  • > >> > > > M = Banana

  • > >> > > > N = Rhino

  • > >> > > > O = Burger

  • > >> > > > P = Hamster

  • > >> > > > Q = Toad

  • > >> > > > R = Gizzard

  • > >> > > > S = Pizza

  • > >> > > > T = Gerbil

  • > >> > > > U = Chicken

  • > >> > > > V = Pickle

  • > >> > > > W = Chuckle

  • > >> > > > X = Tofu

  • > >> > > > Y = Gorilla

  • > >> > > > Z = Stinker

  • Use the LAST letter of your surname to determine the second half of your NEW surname:

  • > >> > > > A = head

  • > >> > > > B = mouth

  • > >> > > > C = face

  • > >> > > > D = nose

  • > >> > > > E = tush

  • > >> > > > F = breath

  • > >> > > > G = pants

  • > >> > > > H = shorts

  • > >> > > > I = lips

  • > >> > > > J = honker

  • > >> > > > K = butt

  • > >> > > > L = brain

  • > >> > > > M = tushie

  • > >> > > > N = chunks

  • > >> > > > O = hiney

  • > >> > > > P = biscuits

  • > >> > > > Q = ties

  • > >> > > > R = buns

  • > >> > > > S = fanny

  • > >> > > > T = sniffer

  • > >> > > > U = sprinkles

  • > >> > > > V = kisser

  • > >> > > > W = squirt

  • > >> > > > X = humperdinck

  • > >> > > > Y = brains

beagledave

  • > >> > > > Z = juice
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Poopsie ToiletBuns. Man, I’m laughing my buns off :rolleyes:

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Lumpy Bubblebrains, at your service.

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Call me Lumpy Wafflechunks.

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Falafel Gizzardbuns, pleased ta meetcha.

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Snotty BananaFanny

Thats pretty funny, but then again I’m easily amused. :smiley:

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Otherwise known as Stinky Pizzasniffer.

Yeah, it’s news to me, too.

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Ugh. I’m Crusty Lizardbuns.

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Mr Snotty Pizzachunks Esq.

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Oops! That was supposed to be my name. Sorry Sealemon

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Flunky BananaBrains, on the case.

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Buttercup Pizzapants, feeling good.

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Hmm, “Poopsie Giggletush”. I like it. I can almost hear my students referring to me as “Mr. Giggletush”.

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Poopsie Barfbrains, at your service.

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Toiletnose, Buttercup Toiletnose.

Not quite the same ring. :slight_smile:

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Lumpy Burgerbrain

Yer pal,
Satan

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One month, two days, 12 hours, 40 minutes and 13 seconds.
1301 cigarettes not smoked, saving $162.64.
Life saved: 4 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes.

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Doofus Bubblechunks. Swell.

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Geeeze…

Lumpy Gigglebrains

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I’m Pinky Pottytush

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Snotty ChuckleBuns, present and sober.