What did Professor Poopypants change your name to?

One of my favorite kids’ book is the Captain Underpants books. Any of you with boys under the age of 18 or so probably know what I’m talking about. And my favorite of that series is Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants. It’s about an evil professor who takes over the world and forces people to change their names to something silly so people won’t make fun of him anymore.

There is an official chart included in the book to let you know your new name, and you can access it here http://apps.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/NameGame/play.htm

So please consult the official chart and tell me your new name.

Signed,

Stinky Chickenbuns

Lumpy Hamsterchunks.

Now I want to have kids just so I can get these books.

Snotty Bananafanny.

Well, the name on my licence is Poopie Pottypants, but I usually go by Flunky Rhinohiney.

Pinky Bananatush.

Crusty Rhinosniffer

Loopy Gizzardfanny. Silly as it is in the US, I think it would be even more questionable in Britain, where fanny means something completely different.

I’m Gidget Bananatush

Hey, we’re related!

Call me Snotty Bananasquirt!

Stinky (Chucklepants) Chucklebrains here.

Grandma to Flunky and Poopsie Pizzabrains and Lumpy Chucklebrains

Pinky Pottyfanny. I sorta like my maiden name better, Pinky Monkeychunks. It has a nicer flow.

Poopsie Bananachunks. Eh, I’ve been called worse.

Crusty Pottybreath. Wow, Professor Poopypants.

Zippy Gigglebuns

I don’t think I wanna be Booger Bananabrains.

I use to be Flunky ToiletSniffer, But I married Poopsie GirdleTush and became Flunky GirdelTush.

Flunky Pizzachunks

Snotty Monkeyjuice. Ew.

Snotty Rhinohumperdink.

MS. Rhinohumperdink if you’re nasty.

Better than being Banana Boogerbrains…