I have a life-changing announcement.
For various boring reasons, I wish to change my legal name. Both first and last name.
The only name I could think of was Max Power. It worked out great for Homer Simpson.
And thus I turn to you for suggestions. There aren’t many restrictions. Trademarked names are problematic, famous people’s names are very problematic. The only numbers allowed are roman numbers at the end of the name(Rumurant Fu Manhandle XIII is fine)
Have at it!
Crap Nelson.
For the middle name, look to the Old Testiment:
Crap Mahalalel Nelson; Crap Japheth Nelson; Crap Habakkuk Nelson; Crap Abimelech Nelson; Crap Zebulun Nelson; Crap Nephtali Nelson (my personal favorite). The possibilities are nearly endless.
John Smith?
John Q. Citizen
Rock Hard
Buck Daft
Rock Hunter.
Michael Hunt.
Quiddity Glomfuster.
I’m serious! Do it!
Snookeypoo Cuddleums III.
Evelyn Samantha Hong-Jones.
Not one, but two gender-ambiguous names. Mostly because I son’t know what gender you wish to appear as. As a plus, hyphenation!
That would be awesome!
Jack Kensington
Rocco Mavelli
Walter Chan
The Dude
Rico Suave
Steen Zonald Dingus! (OK, it’s from an inside joke with my husband, but I’ll suggest it anyways).
Err: Zonald? What the hell kind of name is Zonald?
Gozer the Gozerian
Gozer The Destructor
Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller.
(think of how good you’d look in Saran wrap…)
Raymond Luxury-Yacht. (But you don’t have to pronounce it that way.)
Hugh Jass.
John Jackson
or
Jack Johnson
Linus Fartwhistle
Big McLargeHuge
(MST3k? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)
Heh, heh. A great list here.